The Federal Republic of Alexanderian Macedonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Watson Jay Bird with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 34.838 billion Alexanderian Macedonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Empire City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Alexanderian Macedonian economy, worth an astonishing 14,226 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 408,369 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian, and politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alexanderian Macedonia's national animal is the Green Cheek Conure, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alexanderian Macedonia is ranked 100,069^th in the world and 45^th in Equilism for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,819.18 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.