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Ulthar RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Principality of Howard P Lovecraft

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Devout: 687th Fattest Citizens: 870th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 907th+6
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,746th Most Authoritarian: 2,383rd Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,408th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,448th Most Corrupt Governments: 2,576th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,582nd
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In the city of Ulthar, which lies beyond the river Skai, no man may kill a cat. Welcome all peaceful nations who don't take themselves too seriously.

Life is hard, and friendship is what softens it


LinkArchive of the City Forum

Cordial salutations to Ulthar's former founder nation, Mayor for Life, fondly remembered.

Former Regional Diplomacy: Kittens Sanctuary, Philosophy 115, Desert, The Bad Place, Animal House, Green Day, The Skeleton Army, The Local Supermarket, Yggdrasil, Texas, Haiku

Featured 27.06.2020 - Visitors welcome! Visitors who bring gifts for the cats of Ulthar, doubly welcome.

ᴰᵉᶜʳᵉᵉˢ
ᴱᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ᵐᵘˢᵗ ᵖᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʳᵒʷⁿ ᴾʳᶦⁿᶜᵉˢˢ
ᵇˡᵃᶜᵏ ᵏᶦᵗᵗᵉⁿˢ ᵃʳᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵉˢᵗ ᵒᶠ ˡᵘᶜᵏ



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Embassies: The Local Supermarket.

Tags: Fandom, Featured, Multi-Species, Small, and Surreal.

Ulthar contains 8 nations, the 3,087th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Highest Wealthy Incomes in Ulthar

The World Census studied the spending power of the richest 10% of citizens in each nation.

As a region, Ulthar is ranked 9,084th in the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Crown Princess of Ulthar of Black KittenAnarchy“This small furry thing”
2.The Crawling Chaos of A CatAnarchy“...beyond the river Skai, no man may kill a cat”
3.The Sidoneian Chemotherapy Drug of CapacitabineFather Knows Best State“I make you sick, don't I?”
4.The Peppermint of VelociraptorAnarchy“The raptor fences aren't out, are they?”
5.The Holy Broken Gate of SothothyFather Knows Best State“He who follows is followed by Him”
6.The Principality of Howard P LovecraftIron Fist Consumerists“It is said that in Ulthar, which lies...”
7.The Grey Parrot of Red ParrottCivil Rights Lovefest“ambassador parrot”
8.The Greatest of The Great Old OnesPsychotic Dictatorship“Unspeakable”

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Ulthar Regional Message Board

You're a fine velociraptor, just a little hard of hearing.

ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵖˡᵃʸ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵘˢ, ᵛᵉˡᵒᶜᶦʳᵃᵖᵗᵒʳ
ʷʰᵒ ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᵉʸˀ ʷʰᵒ ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵒʳˀ
ˡᵉᵗ'ˢ ᶜʰᵃˢᵉ ᵉᵃᶜʰ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ʳᵒᵘⁿᵈ ᵃⁿᵈ ʳᵒᵘⁿᵈ
ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶜᶦᵗʸ ᶦˢ ᵒᵘʳ ᵖˡᵃʸᵍʳᵒᵘⁿᵈ

What if all of Lovecraft's horrors were based on him mishearing stuff.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Penguin migration fully real. Walk on equal footing.

Howard P Lovecraft wrote:What if all of Lovecraft's horrors were based on him mishearing stuff.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Penguin migration fully real. Walk on equal footing.

Sounds like me ordering at the drive thru after a long night of drinking

Story material of real horrors beyond even Lovecraft's imagination. The sort that makes The Great Old Ones shudder. Alcohol consumption and subsequent car driving. Mundanely horrific. Not as fun as Tentacled Unpronounceables. Let's stick to the imagined horrors.

ᴾᵘ'ʳʳᵍˡᵘᶦ ᵐᵉᵒʷ'ⁿᵃᵒʷ ᴾᵘʳʳʰᵘʳᵘ ᴿ'ʳʳʳʰ ᵐᵉᵒʷʰ'ⁿᵃʷʷ ᵖʳʳʳⁿ.

As the sun sets over Ulthar, and the shadows lengthen, Tentacled Unpronounceables pet the crown princess

Post self-deleted by The Shadow Cat.

ᴺᵒᵛᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ʷᵒᵉˢ. ᴵᵗ'ˢ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᵈᶦᶠᶠᶦᶜᵘˡᵗ ᵗᵒ ᶠᶦⁿᵈ ˢᵘⁿⁿʸ ˢᵖᵒᵗˢ ᵗᵒ ᵈᵒᶻᵉ ᶦⁿ.

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