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Tower of The Wizord RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Grand Mystical Academy of Wizord

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Fattest Citizens: 875th Most Authoritarian: 1,104th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,689th+5
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,006th Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,015th Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,306th Most Armed: 2,333rd Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,355th
World Factbook Entry

Tower of the Sleeping Wizord, wasting away an eternity, staring at the reflection of the stars in the scrying pond

Most embassies accepted


Embassies: Gypsy Lands, Chicken overlords, Codex Ylvus, Traveling Wilburys, The Bar on the corner of every region, Lardyland, Hollow Point, Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region, Anarchical Assembly, Nintendo, Independence Hill, Sovereign Corporate League, A hellhole, United States of America, The Great Yellow Empire, The Jewel Nations, and 1 other.Oneid.

Tags: Minuscule.

Tower of The Wizord contains 4 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in Tower of The Wizord

World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.

As a region, Tower of The Wizord is ranked 18,419th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Grand Mystical Academy of WizordBenevolent Dictatorship“With Sword and Sorcery”
2.The Free Land of Many Lemon TreesDemocratic Socialists“When life gives you lemons...”
3.The Spotless House of Veritably CleanIron Fist Consumerists“There's no clean like Mr. Clean.”
4.The Colony of The Humongous FungusPsychotic Dictatorship“There is a fungus among us”

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Tower of The Wizord Regional Message Board

Dust Bunnies...

They must be eradicated!

Do you guys wanna help me in a WAR

Yi BD wrote:Do you guys wanna help me in a WAR

What happens in the material realms is beyond my notice. Temporal kings are far too fleeting.

However, in honor of friendship between our two regions I will offer you a scroll from my library... Hmm, yes, here, I will grant you a scroll of Lesser Vermintide. Simply read the inscriptions and it will spawn forth an army of 10,000 rats. They won't listen to your commands, and the spell only works once so use it with care

Yi BD wrote:Do you guys wanna help me in a WAR

Like my Wizord friend here, I am far too busy to involve myself in such matters. The tower must be cleaned at all times lest the dust bunnies overgrow their cleaned shackles and run rampant with filth.

On that note, I wish you good will and would like to bestow upon you a magic eraser. War is a messy business after all... Please take care.

Yi BD wrote:Do you guys wanna help me in a WAR

Though I am but a lemon sapling, I will give you this lemon meringue pie as a snack. I am saddened to hear that life has given you such sour luck.

Many Lemon Trees wrote:Though I am but a lemon sapling, I will give you this lemon meringue pie as a snack. I am saddened to hear that life has given you such sour luck.

My colony decided to rebel and now all I eat are raw sour lemons ☹️. No offense but Im not even allowed to make lemonade. Im so sad 😭

A warm welcome to Many Lemon Trees, may you find our soil acidity and annual rainfall proper for your citrus goals

Yi BD wrote:My colony decided to rebel and now all I eat are raw sour lemons ☹️. No offense but Im not even allowed to make lemonade. Im so sad 😭

Then it is a good thing I have given you that pie.

Hello

Yi BD wrote:Hello

Greetings

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