Tower of The Wizord
WA Delegate: None.
Founder: The Grand Mystical Academy of Wizord
Last WA Update:
Embassies: Gypsy Lands, Chicken overlords, Codex Ylvus, Traveling Wilburys, The Bar on the corner of every region, Lardyland, Hollow Point, Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region, Anarchical Assembly, Nintendo, Independence Hill, Sovereign Corporate League, A hellhole, United States of America, The Great Yellow Empire, The Jewel Nations, and 1 other.Oneid.
Tags: Minuscule.
Tower of The Wizord contains 4 nations.
Today's World Census Report
The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in Tower of The Wizord
World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.
As a region, Tower of The Wizord is ranked 18,419th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
![]() | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
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1. | ![]() | Benevolent Dictatorship | “With Sword and Sorcery” | |
2. | ![]() | Democratic Socialists | “When life gives you lemons...” | |
3. | ![]() | Iron Fist Consumerists | “There's no clean like Mr. Clean.” | |
4. | ![]() | Psychotic Dictatorship | “There is a fungus among us” |
Regional Happenings
- : Embassy established between Oneid and Tower of The Wizord.
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The Colony of The Humongous Fungus arrived from The North Pacific.
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The Free Land of Many Lemon Trees arrived from The South Pacific.
- : Embassy established between The Jewel Nations and Tower of The Wizord.
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The Grand Mystical Academy of Wizord agreed to construct embassies with Oneid.
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The Imperial Union of States of Oneid of the region Oneid proposed constructing embassies.
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The Kingdom of Yi BD of the region The Jewel Nations agreed to construct embassies.
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The Grand Mystical Academy of Wizord proposed constructing embassies with The Jewel Nations.
- : Embassy established between Tower of The Wizord and The Great Yellow Empire.
- : Embassy established between Tower of The Wizord and United States of America.
Tower of The Wizord Regional Message Board

Dust Bunnies...
They must be eradicated!
Do you guys wanna help me in a WAR
What happens in the material realms is beyond my notice. Temporal kings are far too fleeting.
However, in honor of friendship between our two regions I will offer you a scroll from my library... Hmm, yes, here, I will grant you a scroll of Lesser Vermintide. Simply read the inscriptions and it will spawn forth an army of 10,000 rats. They won't listen to your commands, and the spell only works once so use it with care
Like my Wizord friend here, I am far too busy to involve myself in such matters. The tower must be cleaned at all times lest the dust bunnies overgrow their cleaned shackles and run rampant with filth.
On that note, I wish you good will and would like to bestow upon you a magic eraser. War is a messy business after all... Please take care.
Though I am but a lemon sapling, I will give you this lemon meringue pie as a snack. I am saddened to hear that life has given you such sour luck.
Wizord, Veritably Clean, and Yi BD
My colony decided to rebel and now all I eat are raw sour lemons ☹️. No offense but Im not even allowed to make lemonade. Im so sad 😭
A warm welcome to Many Lemon Trees, may you find our soil acidity and annual rainfall proper for your citrus goals
Then it is a good thing I have given you that pie.
Hello
Greetings
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