The Srivijayan Consortium

To the collected states of The Srivijayan Consortium:

[CRACKLE] [STATIC] [...] Is this thing on?

I'm not sure if anyone can hear me. But if TSC is listening, uh, I'm i-in [EXPLOSIONS IN THE DISTANCE] -well, it appears that overnight global international relations collapsed. The People's Federation of Reinkalistan has mobilised its sizeable nuclear arsenal and will be closing all borders. All foreign citizens will be interned temporarily. Please do not panic. If you do not stand in our wa- [STATIC] [...] -spared from the nuclear explosion. The P.F.R. has sought refuge with a collection of states - quite comedically - calling themselves the "Fuster Cluck Coalition". It is an unlikely Concordat of bourgeois dictatorships, but Reinkalistan will do whatever she can to survive.

[MORE EXPLOSIONS, GROWING LOUDER]

It has also come to our attention that the Pan-Asiatic States has been obliterated by nuclear hellfire. Our condolences to all Asian comrades who still remain.

Long live Reinkalistan; Comrade Posadas was right! Wait- what's that glow? Oh sh-

[CONNECTION DISRUPTED]

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Postcards & posters from Altay

by The Considerate dictatorship of Eastern Tatarstan

"One half to us and one half to you"
Dividing of the remaining 4 regions formerly ruled by Elena temnikova between Altay and Southern Army (25th and 29th November 2020)
Depicted:
Altay, Womania Slaves Camp, Womania Summer Imperial Palace, Southern Army, Womania Army and Womania Coliseum

2nd anniversary commemorative postcard (31st July 2020)
Depicted:
Altay, Altaic Axis, Elena, League Of Constructed Languages, United Federation of Fascist States, The Empire Of United Socialist Powers, Conquered Lands of Elena Temnikova, Eastern Tatarstan, Yanab, Cidade Capitalista do Sul, North Sachalin, Entimide, Ulaanstan, Tengeruunistan, Western Tatarstan, Bukharan Republic, Tungustan, Siebten Reich, Peaceful bosnia and herzegovina, Vietidielieneshchina, We have mutual friends, Not china i swear and EBISh

Army day commemorative postcard (27th May 2020)
Depicted:
Altaic Axis and the colonies of Elena, League Of Constructed Languages and the United Federation of Fascist States

Illustration from operation Shock 20 draft announcement (24th January 2020)
Depicted:
A random Altaic Axis soldier.

1st anniversary commemorative postcard (31st July 2019)
Depicted:
Altay, Eastern Tatarstan, Yanab, North Sachalin, Entimide, Ulaanstan, Tengeruunistan, Western Tatarstan, Bukharan Republic, Tungustan, Siebten Reich, Da bush, Qazaq argentinasi, Karijin and EBISh

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The Altaic Regional Ministery of Propaganda presents:

Altayball

by The Considerate dictatorship of Eastern Tatarstan

Nations of Altay according to the regional map on 27th January 2021.
Credit: Bithynia-Crimea

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Gujarat Parma wrote:

This rmb seems inactive...

You think?

Gujarat Parma wrote:

Kinda

Funny that.