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The Stickmin Empire wrote:Ah, your Bri'ish, let me put it in a currency and way you "people" understand, Oi it was a scam innit, 1000 of dem robux tingys costs 9 pound!

Good evening!

:D

Post self-deleted by Pagrosse.

Pagrosse wrote:Good evening!

:D

Morning from New England, (No double posting!)

The Stickmin Empire wrote:Morning from New England, (No double posting!)

Evening from the Philippines.

"Oh No! Auphelia cannot receive your gift as they have no deck capacity."

What do I do? what do I do?

Beepee wrote:"Oh No! Auphelia cannot receive your gift as they have no deck capacity."

What do I do? what do I do?

Well, if appeasement doesn't work land grants will!

Beepee wrote:"Oh No! Auphelia cannot receive your gift as they have no deck capacity."

What do I do? what do I do?

The Stickmin Empire wrote:Well, if appeasement doesn't work land grants will!

Maybe I can build her a bigger deck?

Beepee wrote:Maybe I can build her a bigger deck?

A bigger deck should work! Remember to paint it this time though!

Saint Cinder wrote:So you're saying in terms of money.... we have no money!

Money ✨✨✨pls✨✨✨

nessie needs his money

Beepee wrote:Maybe I can build her a bigger deck?

Hello Beepee :D

Beepee wrote:"Oh No! Auphelia cannot receive your gift as they have no deck capacity."

What do I do? what do I do?

rob inventory then give the gift?

if my region dies i will move here with my main :(

Ooo looks like Auphelia is winning

lets see if melicorum can beat Auphelia

Post by Tameside suppressed by Drystar.

Wait WITCHCRAFT

TSP has 18 more nations then TEP but TEP has the bigger rank in amount of people

:0

Beepee wrote:"Oh No! Auphelia cannot receive your gift as they have no deck capacity."

What do I do? what do I do?

You poor thing!

I simply have not the funds to both extend my deck capacity and also finance my acquisition of all the Homosexual Love I can get. It is a curse, truly.

Beepee wrote:Maybe I can build her a bigger deck?

The last thing I need is another big deck in the rear. A front porch might be nice.

Good morning TSP! I've got dragon stickers for anyone who wants one!! Just another reminder to vote for the Dragon Queen <3

Si-topia wrote:Good morning TSP! I've got dragon stickers for anyone who wants one!! Just another reminder to vote for the Dragon Queen <3

I don't like your little games
Don't like your tilted stage
The role you made me play of the fool
No, I don't like you.

But I got smarter, I got harder in the nick of time
Honey, I rose up from the dead, I do it all the time
I got a list of names, and yours is in red, underlined
I check it once, then I check it twice, oh!


Auphelia: The Queen Returns!


Welcome back to my world, children.

By now, we all know how these elections work, yes? The candidates make their positions known, court your votes, and we see where everything lands as the polls go on. It is a time honoured tradition, and one that I am quite pleased to take part in again. However, on occasion there can be nastiness in these elections. Tomfoolery! Rudeness! Some may say it is politics as usual, that it is the duty of politicians to denigrate one another in order to take out the competition.

Shall we begin at . . . the beginning?

Good.

As some of you may know, I am the longest serving Local Councillor in TSP history, having so far held a seat at the table for five terms. I possess the experience required to be a Councillor as well as a clear record of success in improving the RMB from where it was in my first term.

Under my leadership and in cooperation with my esteemed colleagues across the many iterations of the Council I have endured, trolls and spammers have been quelled in record numbers, with thorough and effective safeguards against these evils being put in place to make TSP a safer community for us all to thrive in. Even such scourges as Amerion have been contained through my expertise and unrivalled skill.

Now we shall proceed with what you have all been waiting for: my platform and list of reasons to vote for me. I am a woman of principles. I have a core set of beliefs that you can be assured I will pursue with all possible power in your name. Promises and programmes that will make our beautiful gameside stronger and more robust than ever before! See, my sweet chickadees? I shall provide for you things you never knew you needed.

Let the charade commence! Because I love my voters -

Double Posting

A truly terrible thing. Either think through your post carefully to add what you want to be in your post before posting, bother to edit your post, or simply wait for someone else to post. There is no reason to double post and it is a prime tool of spammers that is all-too-often taken advantage of. If elected, I will discuss with my fellow Councillors the process of strengthening our laws against this scourge.

Trolls

Hideous creatures, foully polluting the cultural purity of our fair board. It is absolutely unacceptable that we should provide safe harbour to these criminals and miscreants who would seek to disrupt our pleasant and peaceful way of life.

Rest assured that with Auphelia on the Local Council, vigilance and ruthlessness will be key aspects of my tenure, to be fully utilised against anyone that disturbs you, my sweet children. And speaking of vigilance . . .

Connections

Every Councillor needs their group, a posse with which to keep eyes and ears all over the RMB. They need the trust of the community if they want to be kept abreast of all the goings on. As a member of the Geriatric League, I have the full resources of curmudgeonly old-timers with nothing better to do with their lives. As a long-time Councillor, I have connections with many former Councillors. And as a prominent member of TSP's thriving black market blackmailing and bribery rings, I have unparalleled to our Delegate Beepee and your Supreme Leader Amerion.

Cooperation

Councillors live and die by their ability to work together with their fellow Councillors. After five terms serving alongside various players whose views have at times been extremely close and extremely incongruous with my own, I have long since demonstrated my ability to work civilly with anyone who happens to serve alongside me. No matter who sits on the Council, I will work in earnest with them to create a beautiful future for all TSPers.

Longevity

No matter what, you people keep pulling me back. This community has engendered the strangest sense of familiarity with me and I cannot thank you all enough for that. No matter how many times I must step down due to term limits, I will always come back for you. It is not often that Councillors disappear during their terms, but it has happened; you will never have to wonder where I am (it's likely right behind you with a knife).

Ruthlessness

I can be vindictive.

Cruel.

Monstrous.

We have many kind people running for Local Council, and many of them are truly delightful people. However, every Council needs someone who will suppress what needs to be suppressed without hesitation. Someone who will bring down the wrath of the CRS or Mods when it is necessary. Someone who will brook no disrespect from trolls or any other manner of spammer or vagrant that comes across our board. Drystar has served that roll admirably in my absence, but there is only one woman that can do what I do: me.

Polls

My one vice is the poll, that most beloved of TSP natural features. Effortlessly eclectic, my large catalogue of more than 200 TSP polls are available to you, and I intend in my next term to expand that to give you all more content and more choices! Never shall the polls go empty with Auphelia back on the Council, with all of the polling powers that come with it.

So when it comes time to vote in the upcoming elections . . .


Read dispatch

Auphelia wrote:I don't like your little games
Don't like your tilted stage
The role you made me play of the fool
No, I don't like you.

But I got smarter, I got harder in the nick of time
Honey, I rose up from the dead, I do it all the time
I got a list of names, and yours is in red, underlined
I check it once, then I check it twice, oh!


Auphelia: The Queen Returns!


Welcome back to my world, children.

By now, we all know how these elections work, yes? The candidates make their positions known, court your votes, and we see where everything lands as the polls go on. It is a time honoured tradition, and one that I am quite pleased to take part in again. However, on occasion there can be nastiness in these elections. Tomfoolery! Rudeness! Some may say it is politics as usual, that it is the duty of politicians to denigrate one another in order to take out the competition.

Shall we begin at . . . the beginning?

Good.

As some of you may know, I am the longest serving Local Councillor in TSP history, having so far held a seat at the table for five terms. I possess the experience required to be a Councillor as well as a clear record of success in improving the RMB from where it was in my first term.

Under my leadership and in cooperation with my esteemed colleagues across the many iterations of the Council I have endured, trolls and spammers have been quelled in record numbers, with thorough and effective safeguards against these evils being put in place to make TSP a safer community for us all to thrive in. Even such scourges as Amerion have been contained through my expertise and unrivalled skill.

Now we shall proceed with what you have all been waiting for: my platform and list of reasons to vote for me. I am a woman of principles. I have a core set of beliefs that you can be assured I will pursue with all possible power in your name. Promises and programmes that will make our beautiful gameside stronger and more robust than ever before! See, my sweet chickadees? I shall provide for you things you never knew you needed.

Let the charade commence! Because I love my voters -

Double Posting

A truly terrible thing. Either think through your post carefully to add what you want to be in your post before posting, bother to edit your post, or simply wait for someone else to post. There is no reason to double post and it is a prime tool of spammers that is all-too-often taken advantage of. If elected, I will discuss with my fellow Councillors the process of strengthening our laws against this scourge.

Trolls

Hideous creatures, foully polluting the cultural purity of our fair board. It is absolutely unacceptable that we should provide safe harbour to these criminals and miscreants who would seek to disrupt our pleasant and peaceful way of life.

Rest assured that with Auphelia on the Local Council, vigilance and ruthlessness will be key aspects of my tenure, to be fully utilised against anyone that disturbs you, my sweet children. And speaking of vigilance . . .

Connections

Every Councillor needs their group, a posse with which to keep eyes and ears all over the RMB. They need the trust of the community if they want to be kept abreast of all the goings on. As a member of the Geriatric League, I have the full resources of curmudgeonly old-timers with nothing better to do with their lives. As a long-time Councillor, I have connections with many former Councillors. And as a prominent member of TSP's thriving black market blackmailing and bribery rings, I have unparalleled to our Delegate Beepee and your Supreme Leader Amerion.

Cooperation

Councillors live and die by their ability to work together with their fellow Councillors. After five terms serving alongside various players whose views have at times been extremely close and extremely incongruous with my own, I have long since demonstrated my ability to work civilly with anyone who happens to serve alongside me. No matter who sits on the Council, I will work in earnest with them to create a beautiful future for all TSPers.

Longevity

No matter what, you people keep pulling me back. This community has engendered the strangest sense of familiarity with me and I cannot thank you all enough for that. No matter how many times I must step down due to term limits, I will always come back for you. It is not often that Councillors disappear during their terms, but it has happened; you will never have to wonder where I am (it's likely right behind you with a knife).

Ruthlessness

I can be vindictive.

Cruel.

Monstrous.

We have many kind people running for Local Council, and many of them are truly delightful people. However, every Council needs someone who will suppress what needs to be suppressed without hesitation. Someone who will bring down the wrath of the CRS or Mods when it is necessary. Someone who will brook no disrespect from trolls or any other manner of spammer or vagrant that comes across our board. Drystar has served that roll admirably in my absence, but there is only one woman that can do what I do: me.

Polls

My one vice is the poll, that most beloved of TSP natural features. Effortlessly eclectic, my large catalogue of more than 200 TSP polls are available to you, and I intend in my next term to expand that to give you all more content and more choices! Never shall the polls go empty with Auphelia back on the Council, with all of the polling powers that come with it.

So when it comes time to vote in the upcoming elections . . .


Read dispatch

Wow, did you really just use my post to show off your campaign?? Well, two can play that game sweetheart.

No damsel in distress, don't need to save me
Once I start breathin' fire, you can't tame me
And you might think I'm weak without a sword
But if I had one, it'd be bigger than yours

Hello everyone! I have decided to run for LC this year. Yes, you read that right, your favorite Dragon Queen is back and ready to rule the world again!! I'll admit, I'm a little dusty but there's no need to worry, I still remember how to wield that suppression hammer! Now, let's get in to the reasons as to why you should vote for me other than the fact that I'm very pretty and sweet as sugar <3

Who is Si and why should I vote for her?
My name is Si and I have been in the South Pacific for a little over four years. I started out as a small nation with absolutely no idea what I was doing, no clue about how the government systems worked here. When I first ran for LC back in 2018, I basically threw myself in blindly and hoped for the best. And to my surprise, it worked! I learned a lot during my first term and would absolutely love to do it again. It would be my pleasure to work alongside the other LC's and keep the RMB safe.

How will you go about keeping the RMB safe from spammers and inappropriate behavior?
Um, the suppression hammer obviously! I'll use it appropriately of course, it is a delicate and very important weapon after all. But yes, I plan on spending as much time as I can throughout the day watching the RMB for posts that do not follow TSP's guidelines. I firmly believe that the RMB needs to be a safe space for all of our nations to come together and have fun.

What about any new nations that join during your term?
If and when new nations join our beautiful country, I will make sure they receive a nice warm welcome! Each new nation will be given a gift basket containing a guide to TSP, a bottle of SPIT, and various sweets because who doesn't like candy!

So there you have it ladies and gents! I hope you found this campaign very informative about my plans if I get a spot on the local council. I'd be so very appreciative of any votes!!
Love, Si 💕
(April 2021)

Read dispatch

Auphelia wrote:You poor thing!

I simply have not the funds to both extend my deck capacity and also finance my acquisition of all the Homosexual Love I can get. It is a curse, truly.

The last thing I need is another big deck in the rear. A front porch might be nice.

Auphelia, you're doing that on purpose you naughty thing. Is it getting hot in here?!?!?

Si-topia wrote:Wow, did you really just use my post to show off your campaign?? Well, two can play that game sweetheart.

No damsel in distress, don't need to save me
Once I start breathin' fire, you can't tame me
And you might think I'm weak without a sword
But if I had one, it'd be bigger than yours

Hello everyone! I have decided to run for LC this year. Yes, you read that right, your favorite Dragon Queen is back and ready to rule the world again!! I'll admit, I'm a little dusty but there's no need to worry, I still remember how to wield that suppression hammer! Now, let's get in to the reasons as to why you should vote for me other than the fact that I'm very pretty and sweet as sugar <3

Who is Si and why should I vote for her?
My name is Si and I have been in the South Pacific for a little over four years. I started out as a small nation with absolutely no idea what I was doing, no clue about how the government systems worked here. When I first ran for LC back in 2018, I basically threw myself in blindly and hoped for the best. And to my surprise, it worked! I learned a lot during my first term and would absolutely love to do it again. It would be my pleasure to work alongside the other LC's and keep the RMB safe.

How will you go about keeping the RMB safe from spammers and inappropriate behavior?
Um, the suppression hammer obviously! I'll use it appropriately of course, it is a delicate and very important weapon after all. But yes, I plan on spending as much time as I can throughout the day watching the RMB for posts that do not follow TSP's guidelines. I firmly believe that the RMB needs to be a safe space for all of our nations to come together and have fun.

What about any new nations that join during your term?
If and when new nations join our beautiful country, I will make sure they receive a nice warm welcome! Each new nation will be given a gift basket containing a guide to TSP, a bottle of SPIT, and various sweets because who doesn't like candy!

So there you have it ladies and gents! I hope you found this campaign very informative about my plans if I get a spot on the local council. I'd be so very appreciative of any votes!!
Love, Si 💕
(April 2021)

Read dispatch

Uh
Vote for me
Cause that'd be cool
It's plain to see
Or else I'll cry

Erinor what it do, I'm proud of you!

Saint Cinder wrote:The Pantheon shall choose to nominate my fellow building buddy Concrete Slab to TSP Local Council.

Prepare for more pings Erinor the gods have a rather long list

So, I have no clue on how to format, and with five AP exams on the way, I don't have much time either. Y'all already know me and if you don't, well, I'm literally just a piece of concrete.

I've served on the LC three times and, for the most part, performed my duty admirably. The biggest thing I can offer is experience and the knowledge of how to use a suppression shield. People say the best way to learn is through mistakes, and I've definitely made my fair share of those. I think my good friend Vola puts my feelings in better words than I can.

Volaworand wrote:Forumssiders are a forgiving bunch, eventually. See our current High Court Justice's past history of "issues" related to thier time on the LC.

If somone made a mistake, served thier sentance and still remained committed to helping build a better region, that's actually something voters could see in a positive light.

It's not like he kicked a puppy or anything unforgivable.

I also like to think my acceptance into the Coral Guard proves that the region has forgiven me, and it's been an honor to be a pillar of our democracy for these months. I'm a relatively young nation, just turned three in January, but I'm confident that after everything I've been through, I finally have what it takes to be a stellar LC.

There's not really many "positions" an LC can go for. Of course, there's the age old "I'll make there be more roleplay," but that never works out. I'm a fan of double posting, but won't hesitate to uphold the law. So if you maybe wanna see that changed, I'm your sentient building material. I also really love polls and will make sure there's never a period without one.

There sure are a lot of candidates this time around so I hope you'll consider voting for me! If you have any questions, just let me know. Love ya!

Also please leave an upvote cause numbers make dopamine go brrrrrrrr.

Edit 1: Oh, uh, I guess I should include some stuff I've done besides be a Local Councillor so people don't think I'm just some bum.
Let's see. I've been a Legislator for a few years, I was TSP's ambassador to The Rejected Realms once, I've written two General Assembly resolutions and one Security Council Resolution, and I like to think that I'm partially responsible for jumpstarting the World Assembly programs here! It used to just be me posting recommendations on the forum lol. Big shoutout to OWL and all it's members! :D

Edit 2: Stickmin made this epic song
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Si-topia wrote:Wow, did you really just use my post to show off your campaign?? Well, two can play that game sweetheart.

The world moves on, another day another drama, drama
But not for me, not for me, all I think about is karma
And then the world moves on, but one thing's for sure
Maybe I got mine, but you'll all get yours.

Curlyhoward wrote:Is it getting hot in here?!?!?

Darling, I told you: if the burning sensation persists, go see a doctor.

Agletgreenia wrote:Join the WA and give out endorsements in TSP!
Anyone can do it. It's fun, it's fast and it's free! Just join SWAN, and you'll get a list of names so you can easily zip through it.
I opened the list as a webpage so it keeps track for me of the countries I endorsed by crossing their name off as soon as I click on them.
Today alone I endorsed around 100 TSP people.
Join me and my fellow Swan Knights! Make TSP a better place today!

Already in the WA

Si-topia wrote:Good morning TSP! I've got dragon stickers for anyone who wants one!! Just another reminder to vote for the Dragon Queen <3

I'll take a dragon sticker, please. Thanks Si.

Si-topia for LC!!! =)

Hey everyone,

We knew that the Local Council Preliminary Round 1 is opened today.

As you must know, we must vote Concrete Slab for the Local Council because of his experience on being the Local Council - and his job is truly an incredible. And of course, he'll share his knowledge of how to use the suppression shield. He'll do the frequent poll here.

Remember, VOTE FOR Concrete Slab FOR THE BETTER TSP

Heads up here page=poll/p=171629 and vote for Concrete Slab.

Don't get wrong, vote for Concrete Slab, ignore the rest.
Don't get wrong, vote for Concrete Slab, ignore the rest.
Don't get wrong, vote for Concrete Slab, ignore the rest.

Erinor what it do, I'm proud of you!

Saint Cinder wrote:The Pantheon shall choose to nominate my fellow building buddy Concrete Slab to TSP Local Council.

Prepare for more pings Erinor the gods have a rather long list

So, I have no clue on how to format, and with five AP exams on the way, I don't have much time either. Y'all already know me and if you don't, well, I'm literally just a piece of concrete.

I've served on the LC three times and, for the most part, performed my duty admirably. The biggest thing I can offer is experience and the knowledge of how to use a suppression shield. People say the best way to learn is through mistakes, and I've definitely made my fair share of those. I think my good friend Vola puts my feelings in better words than I can.

Volaworand wrote:Forumssiders are a forgiving bunch, eventually. See our current High Court Justice's past history of "issues" related to thier time on the LC.

If somone made a mistake, served thier sentance and still remained committed to helping build a better region, that's actually something voters could see in a positive light.

It's not like he kicked a puppy or anything unforgivable.

I also like to think my acceptance into the Coral Guard proves that the region has forgiven me, and it's been an honor to be a pillar of our democracy for these months. I'm a relatively young nation, just turned three in January, but I'm confident that after everything I've been through, I finally have what it takes to be a stellar LC.

There's not really many "positions" an LC can go for. Of course, there's the age old "I'll make there be more roleplay," but that never works out. I'm a fan of double posting, but won't hesitate to uphold the law. So if you maybe wanna see that changed, I'm your sentient building material. I also really love polls and will make sure there's never a period without one.

There sure are a lot of candidates this time around so I hope you'll consider voting for me! If you have any questions, just let me know. Love ya!

Also please leave an upvote cause numbers make dopamine go brrrrrrrr.

Edit 1: Oh, uh, I guess I should include some stuff I've done besides be a Local Councillor so people don't think I'm just some bum.
Let's see. I've been a Legislator for a few years, I was TSP's ambassador to The Rejected Realms once, I've written two General Assembly resolutions and one Security Council Resolution, and I like to think that I'm partially responsible for jumpstarting the World Assembly programs here! It used to just be me posting recommendations on the forum lol. Big shoutout to OWL and all it's members! :D

Edit 2: Stickmin made this epic song
page=dispatch/id=1522679

Read dispatch

Trozzo wrote:-le snip-

Love the enthusiasm! :D

Land Without Shrimp wrote:I'll take a dragon sticker, please. Thanks Si.

Si-topia for LC!!! =)

Hmph.

I suppose I'll put my jewel-encrusted campaign broaches away, if you all love "stickers" so much.

And to think I had the orphans working overtime this week down in the mines.

Vote for nobody for LC! Wait, that's not right...

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