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I am running as well.
Volaworand and Beepee
Can't remember..
https://imgur.com/u2bwp97
This should tell you everything you need to know.
Hello, Citizens of Pawnee . . . I mean TSP! How are you feeling today? Good? Great!
My name is Auphelia, and I hereby announce my candidacy for the TSP Local Council! Now, some of you were not around for my first (and only!) term as a Local Councillor of TSP, so let me give you a quick summary of where everyone was at, emotionally, during my tenure!
Are you all caught up? Great! Now, I have some great new ideas for the region (and by region I do mean the RMB and whatnot) that I am sure will delight and amaze, as well as some great reasons to vote for me, which I am so excited for you to hear! Or read. As this is a dispatch. Are you ready for my list? Okay then! My history in the LC is still spoken of today . . . in positive ways, I am sure. And if not, well . . . In my last term as LC, back in the storied time known as Spring of 2018, the RMB was a different place. Erinor was Delegate, lampshades and SPIT were distributed to all new nations, and . . . well it wasn't that different. Regardless of any similarities between then and now, I was a champion against the scourge of double posting, was on the front lines of nearly every conflict against spammers when they dared tread within our RMB, helped drive our RMB posts to new heights (good or bad, who's to say?), and managed to scare new nations with my tentacular awesomeness! The other candidates, on the other hand . . . weeeelllll . . . it's not that I don't trust the other candidates . . . it's just that I don't have faith in them. Also, I'm beginning to forget who the other candidates are. Now, I do know I was accused of such things as overly harsh enforcement and corruption in my last term, but I would like to point out that those charges were dropped and one of my main detractors CTE'd in a very non-suspicious way, so it's all fine. Everything is fine. I am usually active or observing the RMB at some point or another, and in the event of a troll raid or a spam session, no one has ever accused me of being a hesitant suppressor, if you know what I mean. But don't worry. I can be calm. Cool. Collected. So vote for me. It's all right. Activity is key to a healthy region, and TSP has plenty of it! In fact, we have so much that encouraging people to join in is like encouraging small children to eat sweets! The LC has no need to encourage people to be more active. Instead, we need to focus and direct existing activity into productive outlets. I am really good at making things sound good! You should just go ahead and stop reading now, go vote for me, and call it a day! After all . . . Polls, for one, are one of the best ways to get people to talk! What option did you pick? Why did you pick it? Well that's interesting, but . . . Luckily for all of you, I am the self-described Queen of Polls! In my tenure as LC, there was not a single day that the region went without a poll! I can guarantee that a vote for Auphelia is a vote for more polls! I was an excellent Local Councillor in terms of polling! I was a poll icon! I have to admit, though, I don't have many ideas beyond that. I do think games like geography or cinema trivia are fun, and as an LC I would like to run some, but life can be so hectic and player schedules so disparate that I think it would be wrong of me to promise something like that when I don't know I can deliver. I can, however, promise to work with the ideas of any citizen or work with a fellow LC member on their ideas into something feasible we can do for the region! Some may say that this means I am simply stealing their idea, but I prefer to think of it a different way. I absolutely love the RMB, and there is not much more I can say about that. This RMB is like the waffles of TSP, the people are the friends, and the Forums are the work. The RMB or the people are the best, and the Forums are definitely third. I mean, I could definitely do well in the Forums. I could crush the Forums under my heel and become the Diabolical Dictator of TSP. After all . . . However, in the waffles, friends, work balance of TSP, one thing stands true. This section doesn't really have a point, I just wanted to point out that the RMB is the best, and therefore being an LC is the greatest thing that could ever happen to me in NationStates. No pressure. Now, here is a list of things I like. - More fox parks - Improve intergovernmental agency communication - Legalise Korean . . . people - Total control of government functions by LC members with nation names starting with "A" - Getting rid of lead pipes - Require flattering mirrors in public restrooms Just remember, TSP, I love you and most of all . . .
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- Senior citizens' rights
- Safe streets
- Safe sidewalks
- Safe Torture Labyrinths
- Better schools
- Lower taxes
- Better parks
- More polls
- Better Better Better Business Bureau
- Less blood on the streets
- Less blood on the sidewalks
- Less blood on the vegetation
- Less blood on the children
- Less blood out of doors
- Less blood indoors
- Less blood outside of bodies
- More lampshades
- Protecting TSPers
- Taking the awesome term "Grand Wizard" back from the racists
- Improving tourism (NOT inter-regional)
- Energy-efficient street lights
- RMB Detoxification and Revitalisation Project
- More teachers
- More libraries
- Fewer librarians
- Clean-up TSP
- Passing Volaworand Jobs Bill P-129.4
- Playgrounds in every park
- Playgrounds in every schoolyard
- Playgrounds in every residential block
- Playgrounds in every commercial block
- Playgrounds in every house
- Playgrounds in every sewer drain in the event of another Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle-type situation
- Clean energy
- More baths and showers for our energy
- One Local Councillor for every 5 citizens
- One executioner for every 10,000 raccoons (I'm coming for you, Somyrion)
- Start talking to NHC again (JK, not going to happen)
- Emergency Evacuation Drills (JK again, if TSP dies we're all going down with the ship)
- Murder for Charity
- Forming an Ad Hoc Sub-Committee Oversight Committee for the Sub-Committee of Committee Oversight
- Challenging the norm
- Finally Passing PR-61, formally recognising the (admittedly false) Erinor regime
- Official peace treaty with TNP
- Ten-way stops at every intersection
- Unionising ice cream workers
- Get Europe out of debt
- Loan Europe money
- Conquer Europe
- Conforming to the norm
- Free trade with the Forums
- Declare war on the Forums
- Enact RRP - Raccoon Relocation Project (I'm not kidding, Aumeltopia)
- Freedom from the Torture Labyrinth in exchange for an endorsement of Erinor
- Doubling TSP Hospital and Tetanus Emporiums's nurse staff (Love ya', Beepee)
- Lower the obesity level
- Stop terrorism from UCR's
- Re-open the toucan exhibit at the Volaworand Zoo
- Find Gabe the Toucan
- Budget Reform
- Cut the budget on the SPSF
- Beat obese children
- Better retirement benefits for government employees
- Fudgetopia Senior Centre Remodelling
- Speed bumps in front of primary schools
- Unemployment benefits
- Employment benefits
- Eliminate the SPSF
- Re-instating Tsunamy as delegate
- No turtles as pets
- Find a replacement for Gabe the Toucan
- Eating the new toucan item at KFP
- New uniforms for nurses
- Free Public Wi-Fi
- Updated fox facilities
- Shutting down the Child Left Behind program
- Handicap parking placards for the obese
- Cleaner drinking water
- BANNING SALADS
- Regulate heights of trampolines
- Memorial for those lost in the trampoline "incident"
- Control the floods
- Funding for public art commission
- Fencing in correctional facilities
- New police patrol cars
- Non-cholera polluted water
- Pro-tentacle Legislation
- Funding overtime hours for police
- Rebuilding the Ministry of Regional Affairs
- Prosecuting former MORA Beepee for crimes against humanity
- Profitable government organisations
- Eliminating the MOFA
- Shutting down underground shooting ranges
- Keeping TSP for TSPers
- Water without lead
- Providing more economic development grants and micro-loans to small businesses
- Cut ties with all other regions
- More buses to speed up morning commutes and run over the raccoons
- Free Private WiFi
- More streets to accommodate additional buses
- Working sewers
- More parades
- No repercussions for crimes committed while in positions of power in government
- Grants for scientists to discover new forms of energy
- Leave a lasting impression on all visitors
- Ban/execute all visitors
- Challenge the norm
- Finish the statue of Erinor
- No more conflict diamonds
- Bulletproof glass everywhere
- Keeping TSP Hospital and Tetanus Emporium open 24/7 to deal with the cholera epidemic
- Free chocolate at every street corner
- One school for every student
- Saying no to Men's Rights Activists
- Enforce existing speeding and noise ordinances
- Upgrade existing parks
- More knives
- Create an anti-graffiti, youth outreach program
- Free cake when it's your birthday
- Find oil in TSP
- Join OPEC
- Making it illegal to refuse a hug
- Make downtown more people-friendly
- Sell sweets in government buildings to pay down the debt
- Get TSP a licensed pharmacy
- Better screening processes at local adoption agencies
- Finding homes for the abused children of Day Labor Corp.
- Remove the bear traps from downtown
- Prop 6A: To Recognise All Seven Food Groups (Adding Chocolate, Marshmallows, and Caramel; Removing Vegetables)
- Shut down the unlicensed pharmacy that prescribed cyanide to all of those people
- Replacing all glass with plastic at Pawnee Psychiatric Clinic
Cheers!
Quiescent, Volaworand, and Beepee
To end all life, hopefully.
Quiescent, Si-topia, Auphelia, Volaworand, and 1 otherTreesil
I have to much ultra rares, does anyone want some?
Quiescent, Hanguk-Nippon, and Cobleck weleis
Hear, hear!
Quiescent, Si-topia, Jaxon, Cobleck weleis, and 1 otherTreesil
What is the logic behind Walmart?
Auphelia and Beepee
It’s quite
tO quite
No logic
Quite.
You buy more . . . and pay less?
Quite so, old chap!
Cheerio!
Quiescent, Si-topia, Beepee, Traxonfree, and 1 otherBearStackof2015
U can only change CaPs
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You can't change your current nation's name, except to change the capitalisation. However, if you want a different name, you can start a new nation with that name.
Quiescent, Auphelia, and New Haudenosaunee Confederacy
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