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Governor: Zombie rats

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: Zombie rats

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Largest Mining Sector: 248th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 267th Most Avoided: 306th+23
Largest Black Market: 348th Most Corrupt Governments: 373rd Fattest Citizens: 434th Largest Retail Industry: 529th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 620th Most Ignorant Citizens: 644th Most Subsidized Industry: 684th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 698th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 931st Most Devout: 1,406th Highest Average Incomes: 1,518th Highest Crime Rates: 1,906th Rudest Citizens: 1,951st Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,010th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,011th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,156th Highest Economic Output: 2,388th Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,532nd Largest Governments: 2,593rd Most Armed: 2,605th Most Advanced Public Education: 2,621st Highest Poor Incomes: 2,779th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,845th
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Welcome to the Sewers on the Corner of Every Region!


The dank, dark, and above all noxious underground labyrinth
of pipes, sewers, and underground rivers fed by everything

that is washed or flushed down the waste water pipes,
gutters, and drains of every connected embassy region...

Yes, we know where all the bodies are, but please don't ask us about any property lost down here, because the 'waters', such as they are, have a habit of changing things...

We have enough trouble with the crocodiles, alligators, humanoid flukeworms, and that infamous man-sized rat sensei and his troupe of pizza-loving ninja turtles, to be bothered about that Rolex™ that you insist was yours, but looks very much better on our wrists, thank you.


Embassies: The Embassy, The Bar on the corner of every region, The Bakery Across the Street, Rat Haven, Train Station, waypoint, The Scrapyard, The Illuminati, Crematorium, Zombie Research Institute, Plague, Hollow Point, The Card Mine, Purgatory, The Great Universe, Citadel of Ricks, and 130 others.The Doctor Who Universe, The Interdimensional Community, Reality, The Noodle Shop At The Edge Of Reality, United Kingdom Of Great Britain, Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Westminster, Windsor, Bailiwick of Guernsey, Icelandic Commonwealth, Scandinavia, Luxembourg, Liechtenstein, Polska, Republic of Ukraine, Yugoslavia, Russian Federation, Federal Republic of Russia, Turkiye, Algeria, Morocco, Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republic, Western Sahara, The Gambia, Gambia, Senegal, Guinea Bissau, Guinea, Sierra Leone, Cote dIvoire, Ghana, Togo, Benin, Cameroon, Gabon, Republic of Congo, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Central African Republic, Sudan, Ethiopia, Djibouti, Somalia, Kenya, Uganda, Rwanda, Tanzania, Malawi, Zambia, Angola, Namibia, Botswana, Zimbabwe, Mozambique, Seychelles, Kingdom of Eswatini, Swaziland, Lesotho, Republic of South Africa, Asia, Jewish Autonomous Oblast, Greater Middle East, Kuwait, Qatar, United Arab Emirates, Iranian Islamic Republic, Ceylon, Diego Garcia, Panjshir Valley, Uzbekistan, Mongolia, Federal Republic of Korea, Republic of Myanmar, Laos, Vietnam, South China Sea, The Philippines, Brunei Darussalam, Malaysia, Australia, Vanuatu, Fiji, Tuvalu, Tonga, Kiribati, South Pacific, United States of America, Washington DC, Republic of Cuba, Jamaica, Dominican Republic, the Bahamas, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Antigua and Barbuda, Barbados, Trinidad and Tobago, Costa Rica, Ecuador, Paraguay, Useless, Regionless, Save The Planet, Town of South Park, The Greatest Freak Show on Earth, The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples, God Only Knows Why This Region Exists, The Tropical Realm of Stink, Yarnia, Industrial hell, Redundant Realm of Redundancy, Gypsy Lands, gondor, Minas Tirith, 42 Douglas Adams, Far Away, Fifth Wall, Deep Storage, 404 Not Found, That Part Of The Forest, Trashland, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Pussy, Gay, Chaotic History, The Collection of Metaverses, The Germanic isles, The Dumpfire, Mitteleuropa, Holy Land, Moscow Kremlin, and The Smelly Fart.

Tags: Anarchist, Casual, Embassy Collector, Free Trade, Governorless, Jump Point, Minuscule, Multi-Species, Neutral, Silly, and Surreal.

The Sewers on the Corner of Every Region contains 3 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Primitive in The Sewers on the Corner of Every Region

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, The Sewers on the Corner of Every Region is ranked 25,664th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Jingoistic States of A CreatureCorporate Police State“The nation does not exist in any context.”
2.The Colony of Skittering RatsIron Fist Consumerists“Squeak”
3.The Gunpowder Plot of Guido-FawkesInoffensive Centrist Democracy“The last man to enter Parliament with honest intentions”

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The Sewers on the Corner of Every Region Regional Message Board

The super mario brothers

Eastazia wrote:Er,... sure!

Hands you a satchel that jingles when stirred or mildly shaken.

Zombie rats and Master splinter

Quetzalcoatl kukulkan

Slithers silently across the RMB.

Skittering Rats and Zombie rats

Steps out of a shimmering watery portal that glows with a blue/white light, dressed in ragged robes and sandals, with visible holes in his hands and feet, which lightly kick up the fine heavier-than-air mist from the portal...

He smiles.

Not long now... [¬º-°]¬ [¬º-°]¬ [¬º-°]¬

Praise be to the Lord: The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
Salutations to all other local Gods, Deities, and Eldritch creatures.

Guido-Fawkes, Skittering Rats, Zombie rats, and Quetzalcoatl kukulkan

Zombie rats

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Steps out of a shimmering watery portal that glows with a blue/white light, dressed in ragged robes and sandals, with visible holes in his hands and feet, which lightly kick up the fine heavier-than-air mist from the portal...

He smiles.

Not long now... [¬º-°]¬ [¬º-°]¬ [¬º-°]¬

Praise be to the Lord: The Jedi-Zombi Jezus.
Salutations to all other local Gods, Deities, and Eldritch creatures.

YOU! Never thought I'd see the day.

Zombie rats

Punts a small gondola down The Sewers on the Corner of Every Region singing O' Sole Mio...

Quetzalcoatl kukulkan

Slithers around the sewers.

Zombie rats

Stirs the sewer waters with a very long spoon; holding their little mousy nose with one claw...

H𝖚ʙBʟɛ B𝖚ʙBʟɛ †o¡L & †ʀ0𝖚ʙʟɛ!

Within these here sewers connected with many regions, a being formed from pure black material starts to manifest itself. Its biomass seems to consist of a black goop-y sludge. The formation of its flesh from an unknowable place grows at an exponential rate, with it beginning to accrete mass from elsewhere at a greater speed the longer the process goes onward.

After several seconds of manifestation, the process begins to slow, and it finishes off in a flash-bang. The entire creature has fully manifested, and it begins to wade its massive form through the sewers, searching around for any forms of life in the darkness. It has two different motives; to find sustenance, and to find another living being to talk with.

As it wades through, it takes a more defined form, becoming more cylindrical and hunched over at the top of its form, with rounded-out edges. At what appears to be its head, which is not visibly separated from its body, a shattered white "face" emerges. Said face, however, looks to be more of a mask that is fragmented into several pieces.

This being continues its search for other living beings in these sewers with its better-defined and hunched-over form with the previously-stated goal of sustenance and the chance to talk with denizens of the sewers for entertainment.

With the Bar finally returned to the foundation in which it had resided on prior to being piloted into space, it also is now connected to the interdimensional sewers that run beneath it. The hunched-over goop-y creature residing in the sewers, which is still calmly moving along its pipes to find life, would make a vague notice of the new interconnectedness with the Bar once again, but would ultimately make the conclusion that it might be more fitting and mysterious to reside in the damp and darkened place for now.

With the presence of the being beneath the establishment comes an array of vague visions of hopelessness, terror, and doom delivered directly from to the establishment from the sewers. Along with the visions comes the noises generated by movement in the sewers and vague coarse muttering; the latter of the two noise generators being dialogue that could probably be extremely vaguely made out by the bartenders and visitors of the establishment. Perhaps, even, some of the everyday attendants of the bar might have experience with the entity underneath? Of course, any such feelings likely have little meaning and are much more likely to be unimportant than ever truly matter in any manner.

The creature exploring the sewers, in its endless search for living things to converse with, passively absorbs several dead zombie rats into its biomass as. It almost appears to have absolutely no apparent conceptualization of the passage and length of time; as though it might exist in some sort of temporal distortion, either isolated to its entire body or simply mind.

In regards to its filter feeding on the dead corpses, the entity barely notices, but likely still conceptualizes the fact that it is consuming the corpses. As to where the dead corpses end up, their matter is synthesized into biomass exceptionally akin to the pitch-black and goop-y material comprising the majority of its form. Such is the biological process of its accretion of material.

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