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Cereskia wrote:*clears throat*

That's called Authoritarianism

That's why you're not allowed to watch tv, because you failed a test because you didn't know what Fascism is.

Cereskia

Pagrosse wrote:We also have C.R.A.P.!

do you have P.I.S.S?

Tameside wrote:wow dyed hamster

*thinks about it*

A Tamesidean Rat Who Looks Like scaraborgz

Hamsters aren’t rats!

Tameside

Pagrosse wrote:We also have C.R.A.P.!

im sorry, i dont wanna deal with your shi-

Post self-deleted by Badjuristan.

Post self-deleted by Pagrosse.

Pagrosse wrote:It's Conne-... I can't spell it right Rash Inducing Apple Pie!

Hey you, us, workers! Do you we need a food that will keep you us going through the 8-hour day of laboring in the state factories?

In Connecticut, a highly agricultural state, locals like to eat a food they call C.R.A.P. (Connecticuter Rash-inducing Apple Pie). The Ministry of the Environment's Bureau of Agriculture has decided to make it into a product -- a delicious, energy-giving treat! It is an apple pie infused with poison ivy, which will give you a skin rash -- it is certain to make you work harder and faster so that you can get to your breaks and remove the rash more quickly.

Just try C.R.A.P.! No cost, no gimmicks, no credit card, no dovebeaks. The best taste of South Pacific Socialism you'll we'll ever have, comrades!

Sizes
Small (Snack) - 3.75 cm (1.48 in) radius
Medium (Entree) - 7.5 cm (2.95 in) radius
Large (Dessert) - 11.25 cm (4.43 in) radius

C.R.A.P. is available at Walmart, and is freely distributed by the Ministries of the Environment and Welfare.

Read dispatch

Criap.
The word only isnt added if its like and/of/the/to/etc

Pagrosse wrote:It's Conne-... I can't spell it right Rash Inducing Apple Pie!

Hey you, us, workers! Do you we need a food that will keep you us going through the 8-hour day of laboring in the state factories?

In Connecticut, a highly agricultural state, locals like to eat a food they call C.R.A.P. (Connecticuter Rash-inducing Apple Pie). The Ministry of the Environment's Bureau of Agriculture has decided to make it into a product -- a delicious, energy-giving treat! It is an apple pie infused with poison ivy, which will give you a skin rash -- it is certain to make you work harder and faster so that you can get to your breaks and remove the rash more quickly.

Just try C.R.A.P.! No cost, no gimmicks, no credit card, no dovebeaks. The best taste of South Pacific Socialism you'll we'll ever have, comrades!

Sizes
Small (Snack) - 3.75 cm (1.48 in) radius
Medium (Entree) - 7.5 cm (2.95 in) radius
Large (Dessert) - 11.25 cm (4.43 in) radius

C.R.A.P. is available at Walmart, and is freely distributed by the Ministries of the Environment and Welfare.

Read dispatch

Sorry, but you do not have my permission to distribute C.R.A.P.

Badjuristan wrote:are you still pacifist?

Badjuristan wrote:are you still pacifist?

do not double post pls

The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg wrote:Hamsters aren’t rats!

No Differnece

Melicorium wrote:Sorry, but you do not have my permission to distribute C.R.A.P.

Sorry then, I'll continue back to TSP.

Goodbye and have a good day!

Melicorium

Ethnon, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt_eA5tE8Eo

The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg wrote:Hamsters aren’t rats!

are you still pacifist?

Melicorium wrote:Sorry, but you do not have my permission to distribute C.R.A.P.

Why do TSPers have to make all their meals sound so... unappealing?

Aerilia, Melicorium, Cereskia, and Tameside

The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg wrote:I don’t is such a cute hamster!
Who’s a good hamster? I don’t is a good hamster!

No, I don't get a hamster.

Aerilia and Tameside

Great angevin nation

Badjuristan wrote:You spelled Totalitarianism wrong.

You spelled litterally 1984 wrong

Comfed wrote:Why do TSPers have to make all their meals sound so... unappealing?

Only because the acronyms sound funny, that's why.

Great angevin nation wrote:You spelled litterally 1984 wrong

You spelled.

Freedom in Europe: yeet the king

Freedom in the US: You have oil you need some FRRRRREDOOOOOM

Great angevin nation

Republica Guilleana wrote:Freedom in Europe: yeet the king

Freedom in the US: You have oil you need some FRRRRREDOOOOOM

"freedom"

there is no freedom, only totalitarianism, and we must embrace it

Foulkes island

Badjuristan wrote:You spelled.

You.

Republica Guilleana wrote:Freedom in Europe: yeet the king

Freedom in the US: You have oil you need some FRRRRREDOOOOOM

not... exactly?

Melicorium wrote:Only because the acronyms sound funny, that's why.

what does W.H.A.T.I.S.T.H.I.S stand for?

Post by The Mass Extinction Event suppressed by Madjack.

No more lockdowns!

P.S. Those vaccines contain microchips y'know.

Foulkes island

1.7% of people are still dying of going into the wilderness, definitely better than last time which was 2.8% if I remember correctly, however, I'm wondering what's in the woods still?

The Mass Extinction Event Don't encourage lies or THeories about COVID-19

South Baba and Tameside

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