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Imperial bendale

Perikuresu wrote:For an island nation, 22 states is sure a lot

Not in Sri Lanka or a few other countries.

Pinguioris

Imperial bendale wrote:Not in Sri Lanka or a few other countries.

Sri Lanka is at least a big island, my country is size-wise is similar to FS Micronesia or French Polynesia (or any Polynesian island)

Aerilia wrote:Goodnight :D
They do? O.o

I want them!!!

Steal them for me please!

Katuda wrote:Yes Please!

Ok, this is tough. You’ll have to play rock-paper-scissors and the winner gets the shoes!

Uzbek khan wrote:Has anyone ever thought that they had a amazing idea and they lose it instantly?

Ye, I detest it

Ethnon wrote:Another RyanAir joke? Well you're getting one anyway!

I love a captive audience. Lol

A pastor and and an airline pilot meet St Peter at the Gates to Heaven.

The airline pilot is first to approach the saint

Peter: Name and profession please

Pilot: John Williams, Ryanair pilot.

Peter: *riffles through a massive book* John Williams...John Williams... umm... ah yes!

Peter clicks his fingers and a beautiful silk robe and ornate golden staff appear out of thin air.

Peter: please take these, and you may enter the kingdom of heaven!

Pilot: alright! *takes robe and staff and runs through the gate.*

Pastor approaches

Peter: Name and profession please

Pastor: Frederick Adams, pastor, preacher, religious leader.

Peter: Frederick... Adams... pastor... yes... here you are

Peter snaps his fingers and a simple cotton robe and plain wooden staff appear.

Peter: Please take these, and you may enter the kingdom of heaven!

The pastor pauses, and chooses his words carefully.

Pastor: St Peter, I really don’t mean any disrespect, and I trust and have faith in his ways... but why does John, an airline pilot, of all people, get a golden staff and silk robe, and I, a man who had dedicated his life to god, get a cotton robe and wooden staff?

Peter: Oh, well you see, here in heaven, we work on a merit system, and when you were preaching, people were sleeping.

But when John was flying, people were praying!

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The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg wrote:Ok, this is tough. You’ll have to play rock-paper-scissors and the winner gets the shoes!

Ok!

Rock, paper, scissors, SHOOT!

*Chooses nuke*

I win! :D

Uzbek khan wrote:Has anyone ever thought that they had a amazing idea and they lose it instantly?

Yes!

I think.

I get up to go out to the kitchen and forget what I wanted. Lol

I had a brain scan a few years ago [2018] and took a dementia test.

Amazingly they found a brain on my scan. Lol

I passed the test.

But Cleopatra has got the examining professional on speed dial. :D

Democatic Donkeys and New celoveniortan

im better than all of you which means im better than all of you

Holy empire of greater bavaria

Who wants to sleep with the fishes

Hai Frens

Territorio di Nessuno and New celoveniortan

Katuda wrote:Ok!

Rock, paper, scissors, SHOOT!

*Chooses nuke*

I win! :D

Rookie mistake. As a pacifist you don’t just nuke your opponent. Aerilia gets the shoes as long as they don’t cheat as well. In that case I get another addition to my shoe collection.

Uzbek khan

Ethnon wrote:Yes!

I think.

I get up to go out to the kitchen and forget what I wanted. Lol

I had a brain scan a few years ago [2018] and took a dementia test.

Amazingly they found a brain on my scan. Lol

I passed the test.

But Cleopatra has got the examining professional on speed dial. :D

Atleast I know a few people have the same thing happen to them as me.

Edit: I dont know why they find brains there, I know their not real, just the doctors lying to us :/

Heloonia wrote:Hai Frens

waddup helarnia

The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg wrote:Rookie mistake. As a pacifist you don’t just nuke your opponent. Aerilia gets the shoes as long as they don’t cheat as well. In that case I get another addition to my shoe collection.

Awwwww :( I'm sorry

*Gives Skaraborg a hug and a bag of cookies*

Gothgraff and Lilium wrote:waddup helarnia

nothing much Gotham and lithium

Heloonia wrote:nothing much Gotham and lithium

ok delarnia

Katuda wrote:Awwwww :( I'm sorry

*Gives Skaraborg a hug and a bag of cookies*

I got a great thing to give you!

Immigrants!!!!! :D

Katuda wrote:Awwwww :( I'm sorry

*Gives Skaraborg a hug and a bag of cookies*


Nevermind, I’ll give you the real ones and Aerilia a fake pair. Shhhhhhh!

Katuda wrote:Awwwww :( I'm sorry

*Gives Skaraborg a hug and a bag of cookies*

*pukes of cringe*

Aerilia, Pinguioris, and Katuda

Uzbek khan wrote:I got a great thing to give you!

Immigrants!!!!! :D

Yay!

*Welcomes immigrants into country with open arms*

The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg wrote:Nevermind, I’ll give you the real ones and Aerilia a fake pair. Shhhhhhh!

Yay! Thank you buddy!

Republica Guilleana wrote:*pukes of cringe*

Pacifism is the best :D

Katuda wrote:Yay!

*Welcomes immigrants into country with open arms*
Yay! Thank you buddy!
Pacifism is the best :D

Your lucky that your not a european country.

New celoveniortan

Republica Guilleana wrote:*pukes of cringe*

rly?

New celoveniortan wrote:rly?

hai fren

New celoveniortan

Heloonia wrote:hai fren

Hallo.

Uzbek khan wrote:At least I know a few people have the same thing happen to them as me.

Edit: I dont know why they find brains there, I know their not real, just the doctors lying to us :/

I know. :D

I reckon it was someone else's scan, because I saw at the bottom of the image it had the name A.b.normal. That's not my name. Lol

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