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The KG Puppet Hole World Census

The Fattest Citizens in The KG Puppet Hole

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The KG Puppet Hole is ranked 10,558th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The ᴛᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴘᴀᴘᴀ ᴊᴏʜɴ's of Miranda-22Civil Rights Lovefest“JESUS CHRIST WHY IS THAT MAN WEARING A CLOWN MA-”
2.The Colony of Port YeshobelLibertarian Police State“Home rule from Meadows' house.”
3.The Disputed Territories of CBG-PalisadeLeft-wing Utopia“Black's pawn to E5.”
4.The canuck pinochet of Outer AcharetMoralistic Democracy“i threw money at pat and now i'm boss, this is based”
5.The 𝒗𝒊𝒐𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒖𝒘𝒖 of Kiu GhesikDemocratic Socialists“Everyone asks where's Ari, but no one asks how's Ari.”