The Fattest Citizens in The KG Puppet Hole
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The KG Puppet Hole is ranked 10,558th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The ᴛᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴘᴀᴘᴀ ᴊᴏʜɴ's of Miranda-22||Civil Rights Lovefest||“JESUS CHRIST WHY IS THAT MAN WEARING A CLOWN MA-”|
|2.||The Colony of Port Yeshobel||Libertarian Police State||“Home rule from Meadows' house.”|
|3.||The Disputed Territories of CBG-Palisade||Left-wing Utopia||“Black's pawn to E5.”|
|4.||The ｃａｎｕｃｋ ｐｉｎｏｃｈｅｔ of Outer Acharet||Moralistic Democracy||“i threw money at pat and now i'm boss, this is based”|
|5.||The 𝒗𝒊𝒐𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒖𝒘𝒖 of Kiu Ghesik||Democratic Socialists||“Everyone asks where's Ari, but no one asks how's Ari.”|