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The KG Puppet Hole RMB

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Founder: The 𝒗𝒊𝒐𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒖𝒘𝒖 of Kiu Ghesik

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,895th Most Devout: 2,063rd
World Factbook Entry

“In a hole in the ground there lived a Kiu. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a Kiu-hole, and that means comfort.”

-Tolkien, probably not

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Embassies: Fredonia, Noon Puppet Dump, The Other Place, FR Puppet Dumpster Fire, Treciene, Barrow, United Fardelshufflesteins, Azur Rozen Europa, Oneid, A hellhole, Baizou Jima, Florida Man Puppet Fiefdom, The 1985 Movie Clue, New International, The Legionary, Valentine Day, and 6 others.International Strategic Alliance, The Brettenverse, Puppetry Tree of Hamatu, The Wild NS, The League of Gary Stus, and Callista.

Tags: Minuscule, Password, and Puppet Storage.

The KG Puppet Hole contains 5 nations, the 3,838th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in The KG Puppet Hole

These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.

As a region, The KG Puppet Hole is ranked 3,833rd in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The canuck pinochet of Outer AcharetMoralistic Democracy“i threw money at pat and now i'm boss, this is based”
2.The 𝒗𝒊𝒐𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒖𝒘𝒖 of Kiu GhesikDemocratic Socialists“Everyone asks where's Ari, but no one asks how's Ari.”
3.The Disputed Territories of CBG-PalisadeLeft-wing Utopia“Black's pawn to E5.”
4.The Colony of Port YeshobelLibertarian Police State“Home rule from Meadows' house.”
5.The ᴛᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴘᴀᴘᴀ ᴊᴏʜɴ's of Miranda-22Civil Rights Lovefest“JESUS CHRIST WHY IS THAT MAN WEARING A CLOWN MA-”

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The KG Puppet Hole Regional Message Board

"Let's see... I'll have the double bacon cheeseburger with extra onions."

"...And I'm putting vending machines in the cafeteria!"

"You don't have to make your signature that big, John."

"Okay, so I point at the paper, and that's it?"

"Which of you three put their enlisting name as Indie Pendance?"

"Listen Betsy, it's great, but I was thinking of something more like yellow-green-purple, you know what I'm saying?"

"Those idiots! They thought it was a Nerf fight!"

"Give me plastic straws or give me death!"

"Yeah, he's got a musket ball in his lung, but I think he might be okay."

"Ok class, say thank you to Mr. Henderson!"

"What were we doing again?"

"He's about to sign it all away."

"Watch out for that hole, Samuel."

"Should I wave my hat around like it's a rodeo?"

"You know what, we don't want this hill anymore, you can just take it."

"I might ask you the same question!"

"I left my phone in the car, didn't I?"

"Meredith, it's over."

"They stole my 5-Hour Energy. Go get 'em."

"You're in the wrong room, good Sir."

"Well, one thing leads to another, and suddenly I've got a mass of quails around me."

"Here go our best naval forces! That's why you always check if there's a gas leak, Stuart!"

"Would you all mind quieting down so I can watch the game?"

"Are you putting my name on the census too, Mom?"

"Can't you see I'm writing?"

"Dear Diary..."

"I knew something was up with this mirror."

"Just act causal, Sebastian."

"You know what, I'm glad Mom signed me up for badminton practice."

"Darn you kids!"

"Frisky, remember what happened to Frankie when he attacked Pete?"

"Well it's just, I really like you, and..."

"Who's the idiot who forgot to turn his ringer off?"

"I swear I didn't do it!"

"Yes Grandpa, we all know you're praying, but we were wondering who would pay the gas bill this month."

"I thank The Lord for taking away Anacletus II so that I can become the next pope."

"Wake up, Philippe. Or maybe you don't want to go to Louisworld today."

"No Charles, it's her fault for not strapping on the handle correctly."

"What? I'm just... tuning my guitar."

"I gotta go to the bathroom, Mr. Ayscough."

"One... two..."

"This'll show them 'seedless watermelon' folks how we do it here."

"Be strong, Jeremy, be strong for mother."
Credit: Baloo Kingdom

"You know what, a subway system would really give this village some more pizzazz."

"I don't care how icy the river is, there's an In-n-Out Burger on the other side."

"Hey, what do you know? Directions to the nightclub."

"Yes, I understand sir, but if you get the monthly warranty now, you won't have to pay as much if the engine fails-- but not that it would, of course."

"Well Gregory, all I'm saying is that I don't really know if he's real."

"I knew this wizardry job was a bad choice..."

(gasps) "It's possible to synthesize excited bromine in an argon matrix!"

"But what if we made it out of Legos?"

"Ok, so now we're gonna learn jousting."

"It was her!"

"Well, it's not easy being a John Kerry lookalike."

"Sheesh, there goes James the Magician again, with his disappearing trick..."

"Oh God, I don't look like that, do I?"

"Marie, do you mind?"

"Hmmm, so now that I have my portrait made, there's 999,999 things I haven't done."

"I just can't believe it! I bet all my life savings on Ohio State!"

"Could you pass the beef jelly?"

"I really don't care about the games, I'm only watching it so I can learn everything about the latest Toyotathon."

"Do you like it? I call it 'The Streets of Austin After Losing to Abilene Christian'."

"God Warren, you really suck at painting."

(Whistling) "Nothing to see here..."

"I'm gone for 5 minutes to make a phone call and I come back to see this!?!?"

"Now that I think about it, maybe I'm just way too bad at this to exaggerate my image."

"The time limit's up, Christopher. It's my turn now."

"Hey James, were you the one who invited the guy over there painting us?"

"I'm such an idiot for believing there really was a toga party."

"Good. Now that we're seiging, could you fetch me some coffee?"

"Hmm, what rhymes with 'celery'?"

"Okay, how about I give you 50 bucks if you climb up that tower?"

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ey lads

look who's back ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Outer Acharet wrote:ey lads

look who's back ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

based minarchist gang

Wexas wrote:Howdy to you as well.

*throat singing vaguely approximating a yee-haw*

Kiu Ghesik wrote:*throat singing vaguely approximating a yee-haw*

Liking the new flag, btw

Wexas wrote:Liking the new flag, btw

Thanks, haven't decided to keep it or not but I like it too.

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows: because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

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