Governor: 
The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia
WA Delegate (non-executive): 
The Dominion of Crystal Palais (elected )
Founder: 
The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia
Last WA Update:
Embassies: Texas and Wysteria.
The Heartland contains 11 nations, the 1,793rd most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Safest in The Heartland
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Heartland is ranked 15,927th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | The Dominion of Crystal Palais | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]” | |
| 2. |  The United Republic of East Klent | Left-wing Utopia | “Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Herconia | Left-wing Utopia | “Libertas - Unitas - Faustitas” | |
| 4. | The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Moderation In All Things” | |
| 5. |  The Democratic Territories of Austrivum | Left-Leaning College State | “Forward.” | |
| 6. |  The Democratic United States of Kompa Ru | Corporate Bordello | “Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.” | |
| 7. |  The People's New Democracy of West Kompa Ru | Corporate Bordello | “Bless our democracy and our's only! (Or else!)” | |
| 8. |  The Insultingly Invigorated Call of Nastic | Democratic Socialists | “Sempre Nāstic” | |
| 9. |  The Theocracy of Theatrical Theists | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Hallelujah!” | |
| 10. | The Rogue Nation of MSN100 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Pride and Industry” |
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Regional Happenings
- :
The Theocracy of Theatrical Theists arrived from Lazarus.
- :
The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia arrived from Lazarus.
- : The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia ceased to exist.
- : The Theocracy of Theatrical Theists ceased to exist.
- :
The Long and Winding Road of SkodaTruck Drivers departed this region for The Greatest Freak Show on Earth.
- :
The Airborne Flock of Migrating Geese departed this region for The Heart of Darkness.
- : The United Republic of East Klent arrived from Osiris.
- : The Long and Winding Road of SkodaTruck Drivers arrived from The International Alliance of Swag.
- : Middle mass ceased to exist.
- : The Airborne Flock of Migrating Geese arrived from The Hell.
The Heartland Regional Message Board
Loading...Happy new year 😂
East Klent and Ineptia
Happy new year!
Someone gifted me a new flag out of nowhere, too. It's very spiffy.
I am new in the region who should I endorse?
Wow, the penalty for politics is harsh.
But seriously, happy new year, you all. I don't know how much longer I'll be around, but I hope this year is better for you all than the last!
Happy new year!
He left for Texas years ago, once his puppets left the regions nations dropped by half 🤣
East Klent, Herconia, and Crystal Palais
Just flying thru on our way south.
~pitches tent, lites campfire~
Are you open for a few visitors?
Need to fly on. Thanks for letting us visit this ancient region!
Herconia, West Kompa Ru, and Miraclia
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