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Governor: The Madhite Kingdom of Rastarda

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Founder: The Madhite Kingdom of Rastarda

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 300th Most Corrupt Governments: 414th Largest Retail Industry: 458th Largest Mining Sector: 486th Most Advanced Public Transport: 507th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 596th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 598th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 657th Fattest Citizens: 734th Highest Economic Output: 775th Highest Average Tax Rates: 840th Highest Average Incomes: 847th Most Efficient Economies: 938th Most Advanced Public Education: 994th Largest Governments: 1,074th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,075th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,076th Nudest: 1,131st Most Devout: 1,318th Most Patriotic: 1,348th Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,369th Most Developed: 1,798th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,903rd Lowest Crime Rates: 1,939th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,964th
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Dedicated to the restoration of Emperor Emhoff (Rustoff) throughout the Prime Universe



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    Emhoff Coalition Formed

    FactbookOverview by Rastarda . 7 reads.

Embassies: Axixic Prime and Independencia.

Tags: Password, Quarantined, and Small.

The Emhoff Coalition contains 8 nations, the 3,065th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Highest Workforce Participation Rate in The Emhoff Coalition

World Census experts studied the ratings of daytime television chat shows to estimate the percentage of citizens who are employed.

As a region, The Emhoff Coalition is ranked 28,443rd in the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Tribunal of Axixican Colonial CommandIron Fist Consumerists“Oversight avoids Overslights”
2.The Feudal Council of StenchIron Fist Consumerists“Behold the Wonders of Stench!”
3.The Pseudo🖤Anarchy of BrandishlandiaIron Fist Consumerists“Remember Brandishland 🤕”
4.The Erkhunic Barony of Old BrandishlandFather Knows Best State“Order of the Knights Templar Rauschenberg”
5.The Congollective UnTli of BongoHongoIron Fist Consumerists“There is no God but Violet and JoNgo is her messenger”
6.The Enoobus Council of Western OlympiaIron Fist Consumerists“Ban Flush Early”
7.The Feudal Farmlands of Northern-TyrannyIron Fist Consumerists“We Have A Foul Stench About Us and Wrinkles Too!”
8.The Madhite Kingdom of RastardaIron Fist Consumerists“One People, One World, One Love, Six Beers”

Regional Happenings

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The Emhoff Coalition Regional Message Board

Rastardan Leader, and nephew of disgraced Grand Admiral Emhoff Rustoff, Count Slee Emhoff of Zastarda, has granted his cousin, Lord Emhoff Rustoff II, political asylum. Rust-off II was deposed as Supreme Dictator of Zastarda a few days ago.

Cousin Slee resigned from his position as Leader of Rastarda and appointed Lord Emhoff as Regent.

Emhoff Rustoff II upon accepting his regency, declared himself Emperor Emhoff I of Rastarda and with the assistance of troops from Jefemano and Stench dissolved the Rastardan Joint Chiefs of Staff and declared himself Supreme Commander of all Rastardan Military Forces.

Emperor Emhoff then had Count Slee placed into ”protective custody” and announced the formation of a new region, the region of The Emhoff Coalition. This Coalition will be dedicated to restoring Emhoff as Sovereign of Zastarda and expand his influence into Axixic Prime.

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Commandos from the King’s Marine Raider Battalion parachuted onto the deck of Jefemano battleship JNS DieMonkeyDie during the early morning hours of 9/29/24 AF.

The Raiders seized the ship’s fire control center and sunk a nearby vessel with multiple volleys from the DieMonkeyDie’s forward 24” guns.

That vessel and several commercial fishing boats and the Rastardan transport RMV 1243 Repitious were sunk.

The mystery vessel was believed to be the Imperial Yacht Hubris. That is yet to be confirmed.

UPDATE: the sunken vessel was confirmed to be the IY Hubris. Unfortunately Emhoff was not aboard.

Axixic Prime

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Homeland Defense Forces have fought the Francaen invaders to a standstill. Western Olympian units including the 17th Infantry Division (the “Mad Dogs”) are headed towards Phirstus and are tasked with driving the invaders into the Sea!

NO QUARTER!!!
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