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BREAKING

Schism Erupts in Pastafarian Church Over Acceptability of Plastic Colanders

http://www.breakingburgh.com/schism-erupts-in-pastafarianism-over-the-acceptability-of-plastic-colanders/

New Zentari Poll, come and vote!

page=poll/p=135500

The Talking Point
Citizens spend millions on microtransactions to feed virtual orphans while actual orphans starve overseas.

Hallo. I wish you all a wonderful Saturday. :D

Spanelsko wrote:The Talking Point
Citizens spend millions on microtransactions to feed virtual orphans while actual orphans starve overseas.

I...don't know what to say to this.

Spanelsko wrote:The Talking Point
Citizens spend millions on microtransactions to feed virtual orphans while actual orphans starve overseas.

Russkov Soviet wrote:I...don't know what to say to this.

Welcome to the 21st century.

Teen pop star Kanya Ross decided to celebrate her birthday and “just legal” status by selling her virginity to the highest bidder. The online auction has now closed, with the winning bid not far off the national average for six months’ wages.

Russkov Soviet wrote:I...don't know what to say to this.

Penguania and Antarctica wrote:Welcome to the 21st century.

o sh!t here comes the snow

Mercunova wrote:o sh!t here comes the snow

That's what the Bavarians and Austrians say lately.

Spanelsko

Nuremgard wrote:Teen pop star Kanya Ross decided to celebrate her birthday and “just legal” status by selling her virginity to the highest bidder. The online auction has now closed, with the winning bid not far off the national average for six months’ wages.

literally had the same event but i decided to not show it since it was too dumb even for me :p
although you can still see it in my nation if you scroll down to the part that mentions current events
edit: looked myself and its missing, but for some reason it still mentions how i allowed dwarfs to fight each other in wrestling matches....

o sh!t the snow is here

Nuremgard, Penguania and Antarctica, and Anglia imperium

Spanelsko wrote:literally had the same event but i decided to not show it since it was too dumb even for me :p
although you can still see it in my nation if you scroll down to the part that mentions current events
edit: looked myself and its missing, but for some reason it still mentions how i allowed dwarfs to fight each other in wrestling matches....

Dwarfs wrestling? Sounds like entertainment at a medieval court.

Wait.... Am I reading these right? Or is it the lack of sleep?
-1st in Public Education?!?
-2nd in Tourism AND Economy?!?

WHAT?!? I really have to wonder why my nation is so popular for tourists.. It can't be our pristine white sand beaches or our exquisitely designed buildings or our non-human citizens or our "sci-fi" designed metropolis we call our capitol..... And our charity to the outside world coupled with bustling ports can't possibly be the reason for the massive economy.... I guess the nice guy, or stallion in my case, does win at times. ..... (-clears throat-) A-anyone need some funds for their treasury? Any "Third-world" nations in need of a helping hand? (-chuckles awkwardly-)

Hello my friends. I wish all of you an amazing Sunday. :D

Penguania and Antarctica wrote:Hello my friends. I wish all of you an amazing Sunday. :D

It was a great Sunday indeed. Only one issue arose... Some of my photo data got corrupted and I was forced to clean my hard drive. Its all good, save for NS deleting my flag and forcing me to replace it. I kinda like the design I came up with tho….

To whom it may concern:

Our embassy is being closed due to your region's failure to meet out embassy requirements. We hope in the near future you can meet them again and rebuild the embassy.

Best wishes,
Allishive

Russkov Soviet wrote:Wait.... Am I reading these right? Or is it the lack of sleep?
-1st in Public Education?!?
-2nd in Tourism AND Economy?!?

WHAT?!? I really have to wonder why my nation is so popular for tourists.. It can't be our pristine white sand beaches or our exquisitely designed buildings or our non-human citizens or our "sci-fi" designed metropolis we call our capitol..... And our charity to the outside world coupled with bustling ports can't possibly be the reason for the massive economy.... I guess the nice guy, or stallion in my case, does win at times. ..... (-clears throat-) A-anyone need some funds for their treasury? Any "Third-world" nations in need of a helping hand? (-chuckles awkwardly-)

I will gladly take your money comrade. Although i am not sure what kind of world country we would be considered for obvious reasons.
And congratulations on your achievements.

Spanelsko wrote:I will gladly take your money comrade. Although i am not sure what kind of world country we would be considered for obvious reasons.
And congratulations on your achievements.

If I understand the criteria for each correctly.... You're about midway between Second and Third. And thank you. Hmmm... As far as the money goes, what is it needed for? (Obviously it has to be humanitarian or civilian, seeing as how your one of the Top 3 Military powers.)

Russkov Soviet wrote:If I understand the criteria for each correctly.... You're about midway between Second and Third. And thank you. Hmmm... As far as the money goes, what is it needed for? (Obviously it has to be humanitarian or civilian, seeing as how your one of the Top 3 Military powers.)

Infrastructure, industry, nuclear reactors for energy, transportation means for human resources (humans) new air fields and harbours.
And totally all of this isn't in any way related to further militarisation, totally.

The Talking Point
Policemen want to put the nation's homosexuals up against a wall

I am quite sure that Nurem will avoid my nation in any way possible now :p

Spanelsko wrote:Infrastructure, industry, nuclear reactors for energy, transportation means for human resources (humans) new air fields and harbours.
And totally all of this isn't in any way related to further militarisation, totally.

I'm sure it isn't.... Very well. I'll draft up the proposal and see where the goverment and the people stand on it.

The Talking Point
It is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.

Spanelsko wrote:The Talking Point
It is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.

Ah yes... Bloodsports. An interesting choice. Now... If I could just get an issue to get rid of this infernal [No Sports] policy I'm stuck with.

An issue I submitted has been accepted into the game.

Nuremgard wrote:An issue I submitted has been accepted into the game.

Congratulations!

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