The Safest in The Black Swan Kingdom
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Black Swan Kingdom is ranked 11,142nd in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Pathetic Pigeons | Psychotic Dictatorship | “You Can't Stop Pigeons from crapping!” | |
| 2. |  The Pathetic chickens of The Empire Of Mr Piffles | Corrupt Dictatorship | “We must deystroy Mr. Peckles!” | |
| 3. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Scumbag Swans | Psychotic Dictatorship | “We are dust to Mr. Peckles’s greatness!” |
