Why 'execute' pigeons? It is hoped that such valuable meat is not wasted, but eaten, for the starving are an oceanic multitude, and resources scarce. Do not trample on skulls, for that is disrespectful to the spirits of the dead.
Kwalanga and Obstropolis
Maropeng
We must appoint a recruitment officer. For how else is our region to grow, than by the advertisement of its existence and opportunity? To neglect this important detail would be the foulest folly, for without constant growth, regions tend to decline. It is known, and surely somewhere it is written (for it must be).
Kwalanga, Some tiny island, and Tlashtalikala
Tlashtalikala
"Valuable meat"? Ha! We have pigeon-eaters among us! Cat food thieves!
And do not tell AtaTlashtalikalapino what to do, for it may be your skull which is trampled next...
Maropeng
Tlashtalikala
OOC: Seconded. Any volunteers? Or would the OP want that honour?
Kwalanga and Maropeng
Some tiny island
If memory serves me, that was originally supposed to be the Regional Convener's responsibility... I realize I haven't really come to the party here: perhaps it's time I stepped down, and let someone with the 'right stuff' (which in this case is sufficient enthusiasm + free time) take the job?
Kwalanga, Tlashtalikala, Ariadnea, and Maropeng
Maropeng
If nominated, I shall accept, for the honour of advertising this fine region will be reward sufficient, and my enthusiasm is great.
Kwalanga
Erishima
Oh dear! I was literally just about to nominate myself for the position...
I still feel like I should. I really strongly feel I'm the best person for this job.
Eboron: how would we as a region go about selecting a regional officer when more than one nation is interested in performing a particular role?
Tlashtalikala
Safferland
I propose a vote by poll.
Kwalanga and Tlashtalikala
Kwalanga
Who is America, and what is he on trial for?
Vedakhand, Tlashtalikala, and Cape quatro
Broch crogga
The Barony is back!
Upalot, Some tiny island, Tlashtalikala, Brigantion, and 1 otherKhadesh