by Max Barry

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Consul (Governor): Safferland

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: Everyton

Last WA Update:

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Welcome to Orbis Alia, the otherworld!

"Truth alone endures"

For the sake of regional stability, all WA nations are required to endorse our delegate, Maxnomia.


Embassies: The Conservative Democracies and Mitteleuropa.

Tags: Fantasy Tech, Featured, Governorless, Minuscule, Multi-Species, and Role Player.

Orbis Alia contains 4 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Stationary in Orbis Alia

Long-term World Census surveillance revealed which nations have been resident in their current region for the longest time.

As a region, Orbis Alia is ranked 25,318th in the world for Most Stationary.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Confederacy of Saint Sulizzlee IslandsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
2.The Legacy of Anais VDemocratic Socialists“Love, peace, unity”
3.The Republic of Panzer Vor 463Psychotic Dictatorship“Wow”
4.The Republic of Coll WolfussinoreInoffensive Centrist Democracy“You Can't Stop Progress”

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Orbis Alia Regional Message Board

Maropeng

Tlashtalikala wrote:The Siliqi-Khan is found! Let the people rejoice! Let our enemies tremble!

His Celestial Wrathfulness, our rightful Siliqi-Khan, Wawa-tlingutlazazaza has been found! Agents of the Regency Council, chaired by the Grand Boggha of Otlanoshikumaza, Zitl-wapukapuki (our glorious Siliqi-Khan's second cousin twice removed) have discovered him in the mountainous and cavernous north-western territories. Let all the people rejoice, for the new Siliqi-Khan has declared his desire to build a new Throne of Enemy Bone and to restore the Siliqi-Khanatal regalia.

In celebration of his accession, seven weeks of gladiatorial combat have been organised. This will both entertain the loyal AtaTlashtalikalapino and provide the necessary raw material for the reconstruction of the throne. At the culmination, a traditional AtuTlashtalikalapik enthronement will be conducted, wherein Zitl-wapukapuki will formally crown warlike Wawa-tlingutlazazaza. Our new Siliqi-Khan has announced that the long abandoned Shlatlashok Ashashashki ritual - wherein 8000 pigeons are ritually executed by garrote, to punish their species for their espionage - will be re-instated, as His Glorious Malignance belongs to the pigeon-hater cult of the War-god. A band of 280 pigeon-catchers were ritually consecrated this morning in New Alapalaki City to enable them to legally gather the required live pigeons.

Long may Wawa-tlingutlazazaza trample the skulls of his enemies!

Why 'execute' pigeons? It is hoped that such valuable meat is not wasted, but eaten, for the starving are an oceanic multitude, and resources scarce. Do not trample on skulls, for that is disrespectful to the spirits of the dead.

Kwalanga and Obstropolis

Maropeng

We must appoint a recruitment officer. For how else is our region to grow, than by the advertisement of its existence and opportunity? To neglect this important detail would be the foulest folly, for without constant growth, regions tend to decline. It is known, and surely somewhere it is written (for it must be).

Kwalanga, Some tiny island, and Tlashtalikala

Tlashtalikala

Maropeng wrote:Why 'execute' pigeons? It is hoped that such valuable meat is not wasted, but eaten, for the starving are an oceanic multitude, and resources scarce. Do not trample on skulls, for that is disrespectful to the spirits of the dead.

"Valuable meat"? Ha! We have pigeon-eaters among us! Cat food thieves!

And do not tell AtaTlashtalikalapino what to do, for it may be your skull which is trampled next...

Maropeng

Tlashtalikala

Maropeng wrote:We must appoint a recruitment officer. For how else is our region to grow, than by the advertisement of its existence and opportunity? To neglect this important detail would be the foulest folly, for without constant growth, regions tend to decline. It is known, and surely somewhere it is written (for it must be).

OOC: Seconded. Any volunteers? Or would the OP want that honour?

Kwalanga and Maropeng

Some tiny island

Maropeng wrote:We must appoint a recruitment officer. For how else is our region to grow, than by the advertisement of its existence and opportunity? To neglect this important detail would be the foulest folly, for without constant growth, regions tend to decline. It is known, and surely somewhere it is written (for it must be).

If memory serves me, that was originally supposed to be the Regional Convener's responsibility... I realize I haven't really come to the party here: perhaps it's time I stepped down, and let someone with the 'right stuff' (which in this case is sufficient enthusiasm + free time) take the job?

Kwalanga, Tlashtalikala, Ariadnea, and Maropeng

Maropeng

If nominated, I shall accept, for the honour of advertising this fine region will be reward sufficient, and my enthusiasm is great.

Kwalanga

Erishima

Oh dear! I was literally just about to nominate myself for the position...

I still feel like I should. I really strongly feel I'm the best person for this job.

Eboron: how would we as a region go about selecting a regional officer when more than one nation is interested in performing a particular role?

Tlashtalikala

Safferland

I propose a vote by poll.

Kwalanga and Tlashtalikala

Kwalanga

The 23rd face of eternity wrote:No, I'm sorry. The 23rd Face of Eternity refuses to vote for a person undergoing trial. We believe America is already great enough as it is and does not need to be made any greater.

We will be voting for Aragorn in the 2024 Middle Earth elections.

Who is America, and what is he on trial for?

Vedakhand, Tlashtalikala, and Cape quatro

Broch crogga

The Barony is back!

Upalot, Some tiny island, Tlashtalikala, Brigantion, and 1 otherKhadesh

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