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Governor: The Dogetopian Utopia of Southern Dogetopia

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Founder: The Dogetopian Utopia of Southern Dogetopia

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Old New Tiamat is home to a single nation.

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1.The Dogetopian Utopia of Southern DogetopiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Poetry is winnetry”

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Raxus ambassador 24

Chimpanzees: 55:68

“And so the chimpanzee empire sinned against Harambe by allying with the wicked monkeys and the Belgian commies, and Harambe sent his prophet, Oranguru, to the city of OOH OOH AH AAH to try and bring them back into His heavenly fold.

Oranguru arrived in OOH OOH AH AAH in the year 1939, and saw that the Belgian colonists had set up a coalition government with the wicked Chimpanzees and monkeys to oppress the local humans. Seeing the oppressed citizens of OOH OOH AH AAH, both human and chimp, under the evil government, the prophet knew he had to act quickly, and got on the phone, ordering a strike team to assassinate the Belgian colonial government.”

Chimpanzees: 55:69

“Oranguru managed to call his strike team of elite trained gorillas, forty in total, to attack OOH OOH AH AAH. The evil Belgian-chimpanzee government had 100,000 soldiers, but they were filthy unbelievers, and so the gorilas easily destroyed them with HARAMBE’s blessing.

A further 1,000,000 Belgians were assassinated, then 500,000 chimpanzees, and finally, 80,000,000 monkeys, as punishment for defying Harambe. With the city under control, Emperor Dirtbag of the chimpanzee empire begged for forgiveness, but was skinned alive and worn by Oranguru as a warning to the others.

And so the Chimpanzee empire was reminded of the error of their ways, and HARAMBE reigned supreme as their God. But the Belgians and monkeys who had collaborated with the chimpanzee empire still needed to be punished severely for their foolish ways…”

Chimpanzees: 55:70

“Having freed the Chimpanzees with the ultimate mercy of Harambe, Oranguru led his army to Europe, laying siege to Portugal, Spain, and France, before eventually reaching Belgium.

The Portuguese and Spaniards fought savagely, but HARAMBE laid a plague upon their populace so that they would be in extreme agony, and so Oranguru crushed their forces to the last man and took the women and children as his loot. France surrendered, however, and was blessed by harambe with good crops and fancy cheese. The French then joined Oranguru and laid waste to all of Belgium, destroying every man, woman, and child, so that nothing was left.

After Belgium was destroyed, the very concept of (censored) never existed again, and Luxembourg replaced (censored). And so peace was restored to the world, and harambe worship dominated the land.”

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