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Post by The Salaxalans suppressed by Suternia.
I've written some potato poetry, TSP made a requirement that all campaign posts be in the form of a clerihew or paradelle. Little did they know, someone was crazy enough to do it! Enjoy. :P *sets out another basket of potatoes*
Clerihews:
Potato-General Salaxalans
Writing a poem to avoid bans
Throwing potatoes in every direction
To get your vote in this election
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Potato-Poet Salaxalans
Loves putting potatoes in cans?
He won't stop...
But vote potato! Get him to the top!
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Potato-Poet Salaxalans
He has potato plans
Now he's running in round two
You can vote potato too!
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Potato-Poet Salaxalans
Has changed his potato plans
Now the running mate on Kuriko's team
Vote Kuriko to continue the potato dream!
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Potato-Poet Salaxalans
Hates comic sans
But also thinks you all should vote potato
How can you turn down free potatoes? Hello??
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Secretary-General Candidate Kuriko
Wants the votes of the South Pacifico
Potatoes for all, and some other things
But really, it's all about the potatoes. Let's eat like kings!
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Potato-Poet Salaxalans
Plans
To keep scribbling poetic serenades
Until we win your vote parades!
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Potato-Poet Salaxalans
Is ecstatic about your endorsement plans
Your endorsement is nothing but perfection
We're going to win this election! :D
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Paradelle:
Potatoes are the most beautiful food,
Potatoes are the most beautiful food,
So pure and great, they astound the world,
So pure and great, they astound the world.
So beautiful and great, they astound the world,
Potatoes are the most pure food.
An election again, is it time to vote?
An election again, is it time to vote?
Nations are campaigning, spreading their words,
Nations are campaigning, spreading their words.
A vote, an election, campaigning again,
Is it time? Nations are spreading their words.
Candidate rules, only poems allowed,
Candidate rules, only poems allowed,
This humble potato will do what he must,
This humble potato will do what he must.
Only poems? This humble candidate, allowed, will do what he must,
Potato rules!
What an election!
Campaigning poems, they are the most beautiful words, must astound the world,
Potatoes are only spreading their food, so pure and great,
This humble candidate, allowed, he will do it again,
Potato rules!
Nations: is time to vote!
Post by The Salaxalans suppressed by Suternia.
The NWA Electoral Commission is proud to announce Suternia has been officially elected King: page=poll/p=156024
We are the most active region in NS
Jonialand, NazBol Party Supporter, and Apache horse soldiers
I have to agree with that
Jonialand and Apache horse soldiers
Very good! We continue to prosper while liberal regimes fall apart, we have proven we are capable of staying alive while other regimes fail.
Good job King!
Thank you. Having the people on my side is something I am grateful for, hopefully the NWA continues to live on, we shall never die while I am Monarch!
Jonialand, NazBol Party Supporter, and Apache horse soldiers
The government has voted on making NazBol Party Supporter the new NWA Prime Minister! Congratulation, and long live the New Western Atlantic!
The evile empire, NazBol Party Supporter, New New Western Atlantic, and Apache horse soldiers
I would like to thank your majesty for giving me this opportunity, I promise I shall not disappoint the King. Long Live the New Western Atlantic!
Suternia, New New Western Atlantic, and Apache horse soldiers
This region is growing, we are happy
Suternia and Apache horse soldiers
This region is the best!
Dalforchoid, Godlatorty, and Apache horse soldiers
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