NationStates Fanfics

NOw ByE.

We need some actual fanfics in here, so I'll do a short one-shot about our founder's flag:

In a dimly lit room somewhere under the waters of the Gulf of Mexico, a meeting takes shape.

The room is massive in dimensions, lit only by the ambient light coming from The Surface far above (so really not a room at all as much as four tall walls on the seafloor). At first, one could mistake the gathering as a coincidental clustering of sea creatures, but closer inspection would reveal that the occupants are unusually kawaii with their oversized eyes and adorable little fins. Many are pokemon, some are more ordinary denizens of the deep, but all line up neatly in rows, facing the same direction.

Finally, a newcomer swims into the room from the back, flanked on either side by a pair of Tentacruel, and makes her way to the front. Clutching a pointer in her human-like hands, her blue hair trailing her like a halo of doom and vengeance, she reaches the front and quickly turns to face her audience. Her menacing aura is belied by the innocent grin and twinkling eyes on her seemingly-human face.

She clears her throat and addresses the crowd. "I am Squid Girl, known in Japan as Ikka-Musume. Followers of the environmental movement will know me for my failed attempt to take over Japan several years ago in an attempt to cease the pollution of our oceanic home. Anime fans (disgusting perverts) will recognize me from the adorable show that sanitized my attempted coup into a children's program! My cause met with failure then, but I am older and wiser than before, even if I am still cursed by the gods with the body of a pubescent human girl! I have had years to reflect on where I went wrong, and I am confident that this time will be different! Before I tried to go it alone, but this time I will have allies who share my vision! Before I, through geographical coincidence, began in a land that has somehow sexualized my terrifying appendages and made them ubiquitous enough that even children do not fear them! Not this time! And lastly, I had no coherent ideology with which to indoctrinate my human slaves. As you can see behind me, I have found a symbol that already strikes fear into the hearts of men, if the highly accurate nation simulator NationStates is any indication. I will co-opt the symbology and ideals of Lone Wolves United, the oldest and most feared crasher region in all of NationStates! With your help, and my brilliant and totally kawaii leadership, we can finally subdue humanity and stop the pollution of the oceans for good."

As Squid Girl delivers her speech, making aggressive gestures with her baton and wiggling her little headfins at the appropriate times, her audience becomes visibly excited. When her final phrase is spoken and she strikes a heroic pose, the assorted sea monsters cry out, make bubbles, thrash around, or whatever each is capable of doing to express approval. As their fearless Leader gestures towards the surface and swims up to the tops of the walls, her disciples follow joyously as they arm themselves with rusty, discarded human weapons that they had collected.

Blood would stain the land that night, flowing into the rivers and eventually the sea like so many toxins before. But this runoff event would be the last. Surely no organization of human Defenders could withstand the fury and numbers marshaled by our sweet tsundere cephalopod. No update would be safe, neither major nor minor, from the righteous judgement that befell the Natives of the land. Those who resist were banjected to the great Kandyland in the sky. Those who sympathized were rewarded and recruited. And those who kept their heads down and waited for the storm to pass were left mostly unharmed though thoroughly educated.

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