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Hetalia RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Unorganized Order of Schzeski Plotzkov

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Devout: 280th Most Subsidized Industry: 747th Most Valuable International Artwork: 831st+24
Most Cultured: 844th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,014th Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,151st Most Advanced Public Education: 1,152nd Highest Poor Incomes: 1,226th Largest Governments: 1,246th Best Weather: 1,274th Most Inclusive: 1,285th Healthiest Citizens: 1,317th Highest Economic Output: 1,387th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,415th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,648th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,715th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,719th Highest Average Incomes: 1,755th Smartest Citizens: 1,870th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,883rd Largest Black Market: 1,946th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,117th Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,118th Most Developed: 2,126th Largest Publishing Industry: 2,168th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,529th Most Armed: 2,574th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to the glorious region of Hetalia!

This region was formerly ruled upon by original founder Soviet Braginski and is a proud affiliate of Glorious Nations of Iwaku. This lovely region is now rules by Lord God Emperor Schzeski Plotzkov and his minions!

Hetalia is cute little region where the inhabitants are personified nations doing nation things. We have a delegate so if you are a WA member, please endorse JBR!

Join us at LinkIwaku Cluster Discord!

(Top updates are newer updates)

- Hey, guys! Welcome to Hetalia!
- Schzeski Plotzkov has sent recruitment telegrams!


Member of Alstroemerian Commonwealths

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    Map of hetalia

    FactbookOverview by The ostrava region . 190 reads.

Embassies: The Glorious Nations of Iwaku, The Valley of The Wind, Slavija, Vandoosa, The Illuminati, Haslett, The Bar on the corner of every region, Hollow Point, Gypsy Lands, Novo Brasil, Eientei Gensokyo, Lardyland, Union of Nationalists, Japan, The Great Universe, The Good Place, and 9 others.MentosLand, Fredonia, Anime Girls, Codex Ylvus, Coalition of Authoritarian Nations, Philippines, Weeb Chaos, Great Chuliu Empire, and Traveling Wilburys.

Tags: Anime, Communist, Eco-Friendly, Fandom, Map, and Minuscule.

Hetalia contains 5 nations, the 3,559th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Insurance Industry in Hetalia

The World Census posed as door-to-door salespeople in order to establish which nations have the most extensive Insurance industries.

As a region, Hetalia is ranked 7,334th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Shield Maidens of Warrior PrincessesCorporate Police State“Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit”
2.The Armed Federation of JouqlinPsychotic Dictatorship“Glory to the Titans”
3.The Most Serene and Holy Kingdom of JBRLiberal Democratic Socialists“Libertas sine sacrificio”
4.The Unorganized Order of Schzeski PlotzkovNew York Times Democracy“☢ Uh oh... ☢”
5.The Queendom of JamalyniaDemocratic Socialists“Every bad person has a good side”

Regional Happenings


Hetalia Regional Message Board


🇻🇦hi Spain. How are you doing?🇻🇦 🇪🇸 *gets flashbacks*🇪🇸 *the flashbacks: 🇪🇸¡Nadie espera la inquisición española!🇪🇸* 🇻🇦uhmmm Spain?🇻🇦 🇪🇸..... *let's out the look of embarrassment* dãmn it did not had to make a horrible thing in history into a joke......🇪🇸 🇻🇦what?🇻🇦 🇪🇸*closes door*🇪🇸




🇻🇮why is my life so terrible god?.....🇻🇮 🇹🇩*does the chad pose** my life is grea-🇹🇩
🇩🇪🇨🇳🇫🇷🇬🇧NO ONE CARES!🇩🇪🇨🇳🇫🇷🇬🇧


The ambassadors reception

The Embassy

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Old prussian state

Guess what is coming back guys!!

Pneumatic Plague

Mabuhay! To our embassy partner, ally for peace and sustainable development, we would like to request your support for our Delegate and President, Ariusgrad, as it has recently received a commendation proposal no less from our World Assembly Secretary General.

As the longstanding delegate of a large, founderless region for more than eight years and counting, this nation has demonstrated utmost dedication and unparalleled service for its constituents in the Philippines. In its dream for a shared world, it has kept the region open to all aspiring members despite the increasing demands of ascending in the international stage. Never has it been under an Ariusgrad administration that the region locked itself from invasion, facing the powerful forces head on with incredible skill in consensus building and maintaining alliances. As an integral member of the URA, the region under its exemplary leadership has since been key to many initiatives.

In a day or so, the landmark proposal will be taken up in the Security Council. Every manifestation of support will be most beneficial, for this is not only a recognition for a largely unknown region such as the Philippines, but also an interesting development, a great message, for all regions which may not have marquee reputation relative to the world, but which credentials are nonetheless noteworthy.

Please see the proposal content here: page=UN_view_proposal/id=joan_darc_1604956368

Maraming salamat sa inyong pagtabang!

12 days ago: The Unorganized Order of Schzeski Plotzkov departed this region for The Rejected Realms.
12 days ago: The Most Serene and Holy Kingdom of JBR ejected and banned The Unorganized Order of Schzeski Plotzkov from the region.

That was not very nice.. *swats JBR with a newspaper*

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