by Max Barry

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Fields of Hoth World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Fields of Hoth

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Fields of Hoth is ranked 5,463rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Not very pro Hoth Infantry of Hoth Rebel SoldierInoffensive Centrist Democracy“The rebellion must live to fight another day.”
2.The Lost in the snowfields of Hoth rebel commanderNew York Times Democracy“You know what? Maybe coming out wasn’t very smart.”
3.The SUPER PRO HOTH INFANTRY of Hoth Rebel ScoutNew York Times Democracy“How'd you like THEM BLASTERS?”
4.The Rebel scum of Rebel alliance to restore the RepublicCivil Rights Lovefest“Relby-V10 is skill. Change my mind, you will not.”
5.The Republic of Rebel Echo BaseCivil Rights Lovefest“*SNOW NOISE”