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Cheesystan wrote:Imagine not liking "the line" smh my head (I always remember the kowloon walled city when i hear about the line)

If Johnny Cash was still alive he'd walk it

Bathera wrote:Like the ocean or the NS region?

My lawyers tell me not to comment

Now I know that my joke a week ago was not original at all. NationStates has everything!

1. “We have an unidentified flying object violating our air space!” pants your Aviation Minister Marleen Normous, turning a shade of purple, clearly out of breath from running all the way to your house. “It’s not responding to our hails - you know, I don’t think it even has a radio. We’ve issued numerous warnings to turn back too. This could be an armed drone, or some drunk yuppie, but I don’t care what it is - the moment it crossed our borders, it became a security risk! I highly recommend that you allow us to shoot this terrorist down.”

4. “Are we forgetting that Santa Claus is a wanted criminal in Skalliad?” asks overzealous police officer Arlo Clason, brandishing a picture of Santa’s mug shot. “The guy has literally countless breaking and entering, looting, and animal cruelty charges against him. Let’s also not forget the hundreds of elves he’s enslaving all year round. For all we know his so-called “gifts” are nothing more than anthrax-laced candy. And I hear his reindeer shoot lasers from their eyes! We must stop this threat before it’s too late. Then he can face the full wrath of Skalliad’s justice system!”

Einswenn wrote:Upd: Russian sources claim Assad is granted shelter in Russia. Lmao if that’s true I’m cringing rn

That's true. Confirmed by the USA and Israel.

Iceagea wrote:Thank goodness for microsoft email aliases. Saving you from the embarrassment of using an old microsoft email address you created as a kid.

You don't even realize what privilege you're giving up! Imagine you are the CEO of a large company, and you communicate with your employees from "MegaFluffyKiller999@something.com". It makes people respect you!

Helisweerde wrote:Our statutes mention that our members cannot be part of any other party, so whilst you would be a nice addition to our party, we would likely have to reject you anyways unless if you left the other parties instead

Don't even think about it, Iceagea is already mine with me! Now I realize that European Moderates is a totalitarian party, unlike Y.E.C.A.T. We are for inclusiveness and diversity, and we accept everyone! Even if you are already a member of a huge number of other parties! We just need double agents, and we pay very well, details in telegram

Skalliad wrote: Now I realize that European Moderates is a totalitarian party

🟦🟧⬆️This post has been fact checked by the real European Moderates patriots ⬆️ 🟦🟧

❌❌❌FALSE❌❌❌

Cheesystan wrote:Imagine not liking "the line" smh my head (I always remember the kowloon walled city when i hear about the line)

Hate to say it, but cities like NEOM I actually thought were okay ideas.

The Western European Commonwealth wrote:Hate to say it, but cities like NEOM I actually thought were okay ideas.

To be honest, NEOM could work out, but the way the Saudi government does these projects is always... Questionable. There have already been multiple controversies regarding the use of underpaid expats and that multiple villages and communities in the area were kicked out to make way for this so called "New Future"

We got the end of the Syrian Civil War before GTA6 💀💀💀🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Elfilin wrote:We got the end of the Syrian Civil War before GTA6 💀💀💀🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Now it's time for the second syrian civil war: Electric Explosion Boogaloo.
Coming in the summer of 2035 2028.

Sloventa wrote:Now it's time for the second syrian civil war: Electric Explosion Boogaloo.
Coming in the summer of 2035 2028.

And don’t forget the third Syrian Civil War: the Syrian Goverment Reassembles!
Releasing this fall of 2037! (Only in theaters)

Elfilin wrote:We got the end of the Syrian Civil War before GTA6 💀💀💀🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

While this is the end of the Assad dynasty in Syria, I doubt its the end of the civil war, because with Bashar gone, a huge power vacuum emerged, and some are going to want to fill it

I just want to mention this is the best region I've belonged to in my 16 plus years of playing this game. I appreciate all of you and the engagement.

Kluz wrote:I just want to mention this is the best region I've belonged to in my 16 plus years of playing this game. I appreciate all of you and the engagement.

Thats Europe for ya

Elfilin wrote:We got the end of the Syrian Civil War before GTA6 💀💀💀🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Wait, what? Did I miss something?

Before thatcher came to power the highest tax rate in the UK was 80 something for the wealthiest. She claimed that this was a bad thing and people believed her so she slashed it to a 60 and implemented trickle down economics.

However this was of course bullcrap and didn’t make things better, it just increased the wealth divide.

So the next time you think your NS nation’s tax rate is too high, just remember it’s not unheard of to have an 80+ tax rate for the highest earners, we’ve just been conned into thinking it’s a problem.

Leviggo wrote:Wait, what? Did I miss something?

Syrian Opposition Groups have made an offensive into Syria, effectively ending the Assad regime in Syria. And it was before GTA 6.

Post self-deleted by Sloventa.

sloventa, i see that in recent days and weeks you have become ever more spammy
therefore I must ask you to post less or post higher-quality posts
the other option is being written in my big book of grudges

Iceagea wrote:Before thatcher came to power the highest tax rate in the UK was 80 something for the wealthiest. She claimed that this was a bad thing and people believed her so she slashed it to a 60 and implemented trickle down economics.

However this was of course bullcrap and didn’t make things better, it just increased the wealth divide.

So the next time you think your NS nation’s tax rate is too high, just remember it’s not unheard of to have an 80+ tax rate for the highest earners, we’ve just been conned into thinking it’s a problem.

is over 100% good?

New Eestiball wrote:is over 100% good?

How is that even possible?
Do they tax everything and demand a little extra?

Bashar al-Assad is a fraud and he never had a chance to keep power.

This offensive that resulted in the collapse of his regime was, admittedly, not inevitable, but without Iranian and Russian aid, it became inevitable.

Bashar may have said he promoted Ba'athism and other socialist ideals, but he never in practice did so. He was a nepotism-backing, authoritarian, opposition-silencing fraud.

Bashar can rot in Moscow for all I care. He'll at least fit in with the nepotism and oligarchy there. He's familiar with that style of governance.

The Western European Commonwealth wrote:How is that even possible?
Do they tax everything and demand a little extra?

It's the secret Tom Nook tax

Can’t wait for the future Hearts of Iron achievement “Survive as Bashar al-Assad”

The Western European Commonwealth wrote:How is that even possible?
Do they tax everything and demand a little extra?

All money plus their off springs

Honestly, Assad was not sigma. Very omega.
Don't know much about the situation in Syria, but I do know that authoritarian regimes are poopy.

N O V A E U R O P A
Europe In-Depth RolePlaying Project

Good day, if you're reading this dispatch,
then you are most likely curious about a new RolePlaying project that I, Prusibourg,
have been working on recently - Nova Europa.
Nova Europa is a RolePlaying project in the IRL map of Europe and is stationed in those same lands.
In this dispatch, you'll find the most recently updated version of the map,
as well as the Lore Log (which has its dispatch to keep concise lore alive).
NS stats are used here; the RP time is 1 year = 4 weeks.
With that being said, this project is made for your enjoyment, so go and join the in-depth world of Nova Europa!

M A P

R P P A R T I C I P A N T S
Jorgan
Capital - Stockholm

R P T I M E
YEAR - 2001
Read dispatch

New RP Project
Wanna join? Then Telegram Me!

The Western European Commonwealth wrote:How is that even possible?
Do they tax everything and demand a little extra?

If you live in Kindjal they tax everything and demand 50% more. If you live in Cashdeer, they tax nothing and give you 11 times what you earned. Negative taxation!

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