The Lowest Crime Rates in Dispatchia
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Dispatchito | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Tu eres el imán y yo soy el metal” | |
| 2. |  The United Socialist States of New Veggietown | Iron Fist Socialists | “Equalizing the harvest, uniting the proletariat with bo” | |
| 3. |  The People's Republic of Dernemonistan | Democratic Socialists | “Unity in Nationality” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Kunya | Capitalist Paradise | “Pskov” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Pellavania | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Integrity, Solidarity, Truth” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Pauthara | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Simple As” | |
| 7. |  The Commonwealth of West Scandia | New York Times Democracy | “Komdu sæll?” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Corthallsuv | Right-wing Utopia | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 9. |  The Homestead Union of Sandpine Republic | Democratic Socialists | “Every Path Starts With Passion” | |
| 10. |  The Italianate Republic of Limoncello | Capitalist Paradise | “Pro Deo et Patria” |
