Death Valley World Census

The Most Secular in Death Valley

World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.

As a region, Death Valley is ranked 567^th in the world for Most Secular.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Environment of Death Valley National Park	Father Knows Best State	“Lowest, Driest, Hottest”
2.	The Terrain of Telescope Peak	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Telescope Peak”
3.	The Region of The Badwater Basin	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Lowest Point In North America”
4.	The Rooms And Facilities of The Oasis At Death Valley	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“The Oasis”
5.	The Desert Town of Furnace Creek	Democratic Socialists	“Death Valley”
6.	The Town of Death Valley Junction	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Death Valley”
7.	The Rooms And Facilities of The Inn At Death Valley	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“The Inn”