WA Delegate (non-executive): The Democratic Republic of Durchhalten (elected )
Founder: The Industrious Empire of Galians
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Today's World Census Report
The Most Politically Free in Da Couch Gang
These nations allow citizens the greatest amount of freedom to select their own government.
As a region, Da Couch Gang is ranked 14,090th in the world for Most Politically Free.
|1.||The Colony of Furzhen||Anarchy||“Home of the Chum Bucket”|
|2.||The Borderlands of South Nobovindia||Anarchy||“Peace and Justice”|
|3.||The People's Republic of Lanestaun||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“United, we will always prevail”|
|4.||The Disputed Territories of Kovrenzia||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Pride and Industry”|
|5.||The Disputed Territories of Libentern||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Twirling Toward Freedom”|
|6.||The Disputed Territories of San Vitenzo||Anarchy||“Twirling Toward Freedom”|
|7.||The Unified Republic of Dnoristan||New York Times Democracy||“The Paths We Walk Become Roads”|
|8.||The Republic of The Hibernian States||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Hibernia Forever”|
|9.||The Incorporated States of Selbstmoard||Corporate Bordello||“Home of the Krusty Krab.”|
|10.||The Allied States of Powerful Originality||New York Times Democracy||“We will endure”|
- : Nellsonia ceased to exist.
- : The Republic of FinnY-G ceased to exist.
- : Not an alt ceased to exist.
- : Grillvill ceased to exist.
- : The Quarantined Systems of Grazan Sector departed this region for Dechanigrad Rift.
- : The Capital Ecumenopolis of Groznyjgrad departed this region for Dechanigrad Rift.
- : The Disputed Territories of The Ara Ocean ceased to exist.
- : The Farts are apart of Cole Kirchoff arrived from Balder.
- : The Colony of Netrino arrived from The South Pacific.
- : The Empire of Guserbach departed this region for The Rejected Realms.
Da Couch Gang Regional Message Board
Guess who's back?
Thank you, President Helmuth, for taking a look at the situation. It probably wasn't a good idea to get our information from 4chan. However, our launch codes are still missing, and it is believed that the spy who took our codes is still in the country. We have the country on lockdown. No one is allowed to leave the borders until he is caught.
Nick L Mall
With a grunt, 'E' tugged the last safe deposit box free.
"Christ! This thing weighs a ton. The hell're they storing, freakin' gold bars or something?" He dropped it on the nearby table, landing with a loud thunk.
Nearby, his cerebral associate 'D' kneeled in front of the vault door, properly affixing the shaped charges.
'M' walked back in, returning from his latest trip ferrying the contents of the other 'safe' deposit boxes to the van.
"Hey, Old timer, get over here." 'E' barked, glancing up as the leader of the trio approached.
"What's up? Having a little trouble with the lock?" 'M' grinned.
"God, no, it's-- the thing's heavier than a snowstorm in december."
'M' frowned, leaning in and persuading the lock to open.
'M' stared at the contents of the box. "Oh. Ohhh-kay."
"Is there something wrong in there?" called 'D' from outside the vault door.
"Hey, uh. E, this is gold alright. The problem is who it belongs to." 'M' straightened up, glancing to the doorway as 'D' entered.
'M' swallowed nervously.
"This is a mob bank."
The three men sat in silence.
"So, essentially, we're screwed."
Ilal Our country has made the decision to no longer endorse you for World Assembly. We have noticed that in your country that Carbon Dioxide levels are 50 times higher than the regulated amount in Da Couch Gang. It is believed that due to your culture, audible flatulence, or commonly known as "farts", are not seen as impolite and have caused an enormous amount of Carbon Dioxide to release into the air. We have also noticed during our trips to your country that there is a Sulfer scent present around the most populated areas. Once this flatulence problem is solved, our endorsement will go back to you. But in the meantime, consider your country Annexed by our country. Please Ilal leader EWR-115, do the right thing.
-Jason, Ambassador of Sears for The Capitalist Paradise of Woodfield Mall
In a recent press conference, the president addressed leaks about her personal life and the recently-exposed Department of Paranormal Activities.
"Some have said that the existence of a 'Department of Paranormal Activities' is proof that we have discovered the supernatural. Ghosts, demons, the undead. My friends, this isn't true. Trust me, I would tell you if we had discovered these things." The president smiled.
"When we say 'Paranormal' in this setting, we only mean things that defy common understanding. Things that until now, may have been dismissed as unsolved mysteries. Sure, we have cryptozoologists and ufologists working with us. Not because we believe in those things, but because their perspective and unusual knowledge and methods may prove useful in cases where traditional scientific processes may overlook unusual evidence."
The president was also the subject of a recent leak regarding her past. Before coming to prominence in the rapidly-growing religious movement known as the Solatic Observers, also known simply as Solatism, she was born and raised by the name Ophelia Stellatia to two rural cave researchers in a small town along the southern border called Owl's Touch. Her parents were among those who charted the caves underneath Towhee Grove in the 1980s.
"Again, due to our commitment towards truth and transparency, we wish to stress that this department in no way endorses a belief in the occult."