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WA Delegate (non-executive): The Democratic Republic of Durchhalten (elected )

Founder: The Industrious Empire of Galians

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 216th Most Nations: 595th Largest Black Market: 1,354th+5
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,942nd Largest Retail Industry: 1,975th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,991st Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,048th Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,161st
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    The Ära Economic Treaty Organisation [ÄETO]

    BulletinPolicy by The allied slavs . 67 reads.

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Tags: Casual, Medium, Modern Tech, Neutral, Post-Modern Tech, Regional Government, and Role Player.

Da Couch Gang contains 30 nations, the 595th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Politically Free in Da Couch Gang

These nations allow citizens the greatest amount of freedom to select their own government.

As a region, Da Couch Gang is ranked 14,090th in the world for Most Politically Free.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Colony of FurzhenAnarchy“Home of the Chum Bucket”
2.The Borderlands of South NobovindiaAnarchy“Peace and Justice”
3.The People's Republic of LanestaunLiberal Democratic Socialists“United, we will always prevail”
4.The Disputed Territories of KovrenziaCivil Rights Lovefest“Pride and Industry”
5.The Disputed Territories of LibenternCivil Rights Lovefest“Twirling Toward Freedom”
6.The Disputed Territories of San VitenzoAnarchy“Twirling Toward Freedom”
7.The Unified Republic of DnoristanNew York Times Democracy“The Paths We Walk Become Roads”
8.The Republic of The Hibernian StatesCivil Rights Lovefest“Hibernia Forever”
9.The Incorporated States of SelbstmoardCorporate Bordello“Home of the Krusty Krab.”
10.The Allied States of Powerful OriginalityNew York Times Democracy“We will endure”

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Guess who's back?

Durchhalten wrote:Wut.

To Durchhalten,


Parxland Foreign Affairs

Woodfield Mall wrote:Terrible news to come out of Woodfield Mall as one of our men gave a secret spy dressed as Leader Simon the nuclear launch codes. The spy is believed to be from Durchhalten. We urge President Hans Helmuth to give them back to us. There will be dire consequences for you and the rest of the world.

President Helmuth has made an official announcement: "It is impossible for us to have taken any nuclear launch code because I did not authorize it. Any missions carried out by the Durchhalten Intelligence Agency needs to be authorized by me."

Durchhalten wrote:President Helmuth has made an official announcement: "It is impossible for us to have taken any nuclear launch code because I did not authorize it. Any missions carried out by the Durchhalten Intelligence Agency needs to be authorized by me."

Thank you, President Helmuth, for taking a look at the situation. It probably wasn't a good idea to get our information from 4chan. However, our launch codes are still missing, and it is believed that the spy who took our codes is still in the country. We have the country on lockdown. No one is allowed to leave the borders until he is caught.

Woodfield Mall had an explosion near the Sbarro. No one was injured because no one goes to Sbarro. We urge anyone to not go to Sbarro even though no one does anyway.

Nick L Mall

10/31/2020, 11:21am

With a grunt, 'E' tugged the last safe deposit box free.
"Christ! This thing weighs a ton. The hell're they storing, freakin' gold bars or something?" He dropped it on the nearby table, landing with a loud thunk.
Nearby, his cerebral associate 'D' kneeled in front of the vault door, properly affixing the shaped charges.
'M' walked back in, returning from his latest trip ferrying the contents of the other 'safe' deposit boxes to the van.
"Hey, Old timer, get over here." 'E' barked, glancing up as the leader of the trio approached.

"What's up? Having a little trouble with the lock?" 'M' grinned.
"God, no, it's-- the thing's heavier than a snowstorm in december."
'M' frowned, leaning in and persuading the lock to open.

'M' stared at the contents of the box. "Oh. Ohhh-kay."

"Is there something wrong in there?" called 'D' from outside the vault door.

"Hey, uh. E, this is gold alright. The problem is who it belongs to." 'M' straightened up, glancing to the doorway as 'D' entered.

'M' swallowed nervously.
"This is a mob bank."

The three men sat in silence.

"So, essentially, we're screwed."

Ilal Our country has made the decision to no longer endorse you for World Assembly. We have noticed that in your country that Carbon Dioxide levels are 50 times higher than the regulated amount in Da Couch Gang. It is believed that due to your culture, audible flatulence, or commonly known as "farts", are not seen as impolite and have caused an enormous amount of Carbon Dioxide to release into the air. We have also noticed during our trips to your country that there is a Sulfer scent present around the most populated areas. Once this flatulence problem is solved, our endorsement will go back to you. But in the meantime, consider your country Annexed by our country. Please Ilal leader EWR-115, do the right thing.

-Jason, Ambassador of Sears for The Capitalist Paradise of Woodfield Mall

IT'S NOT MY FAULT WE LOVE CHEESE SO MUCH. That stuff really binds you...

In a recent press conference, the president addressed leaks about her personal life and the recently-exposed Department of Paranormal Activities.

"Some have said that the existence of a 'Department of Paranormal Activities' is proof that we have discovered the supernatural. Ghosts, demons, the undead. My friends, this isn't true. Trust me, I would tell you if we had discovered these things." The president smiled.
"When we say 'Paranormal' in this setting, we only mean things that defy common understanding. Things that until now, may have been dismissed as unsolved mysteries. Sure, we have cryptozoologists and ufologists working with us. Not because we believe in those things, but because their perspective and unusual knowledge and methods may prove useful in cases where traditional scientific processes may overlook unusual evidence."

The president was also the subject of a recent leak regarding her past. Before coming to prominence in the rapidly-growing religious movement known as the Solatic Observers, also known simply as Solatism, she was born and raised by the name Ophelia Stellatia to two rural cave researchers in a small town along the southern border called Owl's Touch. Her parents were among those who charted the caves underneath Towhee Grove in the 1980s.

"Again, due to our commitment towards truth and transparency, we wish to stress that this department in no way endorses a belief in the occult."

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