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Trans girls and monkeys

Pinnipled wrote:I'm deeply concerned about the fact that you're all glossing over the moon cannons still primed to fire and the fact that Brutagia hired those people lawfully and then used a loophole to kill hundreds of people who were simply doing what they were paid to do by Brutagia. And then dumped the bodies in prime fishing grounds.

I feel this is pretty status quo for Brutagiathough

Pinnipled wrote:I'm deeply concerned about the fact that you're all glossing over the moon cannons still primed to fire and the fact that Brutagia hired those people lawfully and then used a loophole to kill hundreds of people who were simply doing what they were paid to do by Brutagia. And then dumped the bodies in prime fishing grounds.

Yes, and one of those moon cannons is aimed at us

The mandalorian bounty hunters

Ashwood Donner wrote:Terrorists?!

Wh- I didn't even order any milk! Have you gone mad?!

Hey, it’s free tank milk. I wouldn’t mind

The mandalorian bounty hunters wrote:Hey, it’s free tank milk. I wouldn’t mind

Is everybody glossing over the terrorists part?!

The mandalorian bounty hunters

Ashwood Donner wrote:Is everybody glossing over the terrorists part?!

No, it’s just the fact that you complained about the tank milk. Anyway, I’d deal with terrorists if it meant free tank milk. It can be really expensive you know... You should really take advantage of this situation.
(I’m joking of course. You should really be worried about this situation)

The mandalorian bounty hunters wrote:No, it’s just the fact that you complained about the tank milk. Anyway, I’d deal with terrorists if it meant free tank milk. It can be really expensive you know... You should really take advantage of this situation.
(I’m joking of course. You should really be worried about this situation)

*sigh* this and I have a moon cannon aimed at me.

Trans girls and monkeys

Ashwood Donner wrote:*sigh* this and I have a moon cannon aimed at me.

Sounds rough, want a banana?

Trans girls and monkeys wrote:Sounds rough, want a banana?

I guess

Trans girls and monkeys

Ashwood Donner wrote:I guess

Here you go :D

Trans girls and monkeys wrote:Sounds rough, want a banana?

(Suspicion)

Hi friends!

Aurrelius is hosting the festival of Aurreliana, the patron goddess of Aurrelius. This event goes from the 17th to the 23rd, and attendees are encouraged to engage in some of the activities, outlined in our dispatch;

An eagle lands on your doorstep, and drops a scroll at your feet. The scroll is sealed with a golden sun...

You are cordially invited to the Festival of Aurreliana, the Golden Goddess of Triumph. Aurreliana is the patron goddess of Aurrelius, and stands proudly atop the Aura Mons.

The festival takes place on the top of Aura Mons, at the center of the capital city of Aurrelius.

Aurreliana goes for six days, from the 17th to the 23rd of April. Attendants may engage in some of the various activities at the event, such as the King of the Mons, The Roleplay, Golden Giveaways, Festival Frolic and Imperial Interviews.

All are invited, but are asked to abide by the rules set out upon entry. Beware, if any attendant breaches these rules, they will be escorted from the Mons in a most rough fashion.

LinkPlease click here to join the festival.

We hope to see you there.

Glory to the Golden Goddess
Strength, Freedom, Imperator.

Aurrelius


Read dispatch

You can join the festival here;

https://discord.gg/NNwZ2AM

Thank you!

Welcome to Orichistan!

Gladys and the drowning fish

Trans girls and monkeys

Pinnipled wrote:(Suspicion)

Nope, just a banana.

Be more honorable

What the hell has been going on!?

Barnay wrote:What the hell has been going on!?

Brutagia is killing a bunch of people, I am dealing with terrorists and a moon cannon, but at least I have a banana

Damn

Barnay wrote:Damn

we just deal with it here

New announcement. I am addicted to the tank milk, like, I have a SERIOUS problem. Does anyone have any available psychologists?

Barnay wrote:New announcement. I am addicted to the tank milk, like, I have a SERIOUS problem. Does anyone have any available psychologists?

I'll fix it for you! Take this shot of whiskey and bite down on this bullet. It won't hurt a bit.

New announcement! I have gotten over my addiction

Barnay wrote:New announcement! I have gotten over my addiction

See, I told you it would work

Ashwood Donner wrote:See, I told you it would work

How much do you wish me to pay?

Barnay wrote:How much do you wish me to pay?

First treatment free, but after that it's ten notes and bottle of brandy

Ashwood Donner wrote:First treatment free, but after that it's ten notes and bottle of brandy

Deal

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