The Lowest Crime Rates in Belfast
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The District of Falls Road | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Far Road” | |
| 2. |  The State of LaganMouth | Democratic Socialists | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 3. |  The State of Baelfast | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Peace” | |
| 4. |  The State of Faas Raa | Anarchy | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 5. |  The Queen's Irish Green State of Harland and Wolf | Capitalist Paradise | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 6. |  The Queen's State of Komby | Corporate Bordello | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 7. |  The District of Bothar na bhFal | Libertarian Police State | “Division” | |
| 8. |  The District of Rascal Bordello | Anarchy | “Community” |
