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Governor: The Cynerice of Eahland

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Cynerice of Eahland

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 29th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 37th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 49th+38
Highest Crime Rates: 65th Most Armed: 67th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 72nd Fattest Citizens: 74th Largest Gambling Industry: 88th Most Avoided: 88th Highest Disposable Incomes: 139th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 150th Most Ignorant Citizens: 154th Most Devout: 198th Highest Economic Output: 232nd Largest Agricultural Sector: 266th Largest Information Technology Sector: 290th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 394th Most Rebellious Youth: 414th Smartest Citizens: 530th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 575th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 587th Highest Average Incomes: 635th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 636th Largest Populations: 665th Highest Poor Incomes: 811th Most Influential: 814th Largest Mining Sector: 867th Largest Black Market: 877th Largest Publishing Industry: 936th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 972nd Rudest Citizens: 1,057th Most Cultured: 1,141st Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,191st Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,364th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,777th Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,915th Largest Governments: 1,982nd Largest Retail Industry: 2,050th Most Corrupt Governments: 2,551st Most Secular: 2,583rd Most Advanced Public Education: 2,687th
World Factbook Entry

Approximately half a billion years ago, the continent Avalonia collided with Laurentia, raising the great mountain range that formed the spine of Pangaea, and would eventually become the Green Mountains of Eahland.

Why British West Zuzunia is here rather than in Zuzuniland where it belongs is an open question. Probably the typical Zuzunian difficulty with geography.

Tags: Anti-Fascist, Human-Only, Minuscule, Modern Tech, Password, Post-Modern Tech, and Quarantined.

Avalonia contains 3 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Income Equality in Avalonia

World Census boffins calculated the difference in incomes between the richest and poorest citizens, where a score of 50 would mean that poor incomes are 50% of rich incomes.

As a region, Avalonia is ranked 10,150th in the world for Most Income Equality.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Interstellar Empire of GnarkLeft-Leaning College State“Better dead than zed.”
2.The Tribal Ochlocracy of British West ZuzuniaAuthoritarian Democracy“Zuzunia for British West Zuzunians!”
3.The Cynerice of EahlandLibertarian Police State“Bletsa mid heardheortnese min eaxlgesteallan”

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Avalonia Regional Message Board

The ochlocratically elected representatives of the majority Zuzu tribe of Zuzunia would like to make clear to the international community that our heavy use of DDT and other toxic chemicals in the region of our sovereign state commonly known as East zuzunia is strictly intended to control mosquitoes and other disease-carrying insects, and has nothing whatsoever to do with the goat-loving, disease-carrying East Zuzunians or the criminal rebel that has unjustly enslaved them.

The long-oppressed people of Zuzuniland have at last risen up against the regime of the tyrant Robert Mbundwe, rallying behind the red-and-yellow-and-green-and-white-and-blue banner of the Zuzunian Communist Party (Marxist-Stalinist-Kimilsungist). A new age of peace and prosperity has dawned on our great nation, and all shall benefit, even the feculent chicken farmers of the portion of the Republic commonly known as British West Zuzunia.

Although the tyrant took the greater portion of our great land's material wealth when he fled the country, we have a resource more valuable than gold or goats: the brave people of our land. It is hereby announced that it is the People's will that the working day will be raised from 14 hours to 16 hours until the current state of emergency has ended and our land is restored to her former glory.

Comrade General George Wlasuti
President of the Supreme Soviet of the Zuzunian People
Chairman of the ZCP-MSK

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