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World Assembly Renovations
For
some time now, the
World Assembly has housed both the General Assembly and
the Security Council. This created some practical problems, such as delegates elbowing
each other in the corridors, deliberately tripping each other, and
taping messages to the back of each other's jackets reading: "MY COUNCIL IS
TEH SUCK!!1!" And we shall not speak of the pantsing incident.
Clearly such conditions made it difficult to concentrate on ensuring global
harmony. The World Assembly therefore commenced construction of two separate edifices,
so that delegates of each Council could conduct their noble
work unhindered by the pointless bickering of the other. It is with great
pleasure that the WA now announces these works
are complete, and thanks
you for your attention to the mandatory invoice that will shortly arrive
at your respective parliaments, palaces, senates, and subterranean bunkers.