The World World Census
The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in the World
The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Eternal Misfortune of Askatopia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
2. | The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Get Outa Here!!” | |
3. | The United Stratocratic States of The Strategic Air Command | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Peace Is Our Profession” | |
4. | The Corporate Dictatorship of Josephland | Corporate Police State | “Oderint Dum Metuant” | |
5. | The Unassuming Puppet State of Americad | Iron Fist Consumerists | “An equal opportunity hate group.” | |
6. | The Popsicle Pete Nation of Clench | Iron Fist Consumerists | “NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!” | |
7. | The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Mata ai ni kurukarane” | |
8. | The Republic of Woodchuck Chuck | Father Knows Best State | “Motto” | |
9. | The Little Brotherhood of The Real Matrix | Corporate Police State | “Guns. Lots of guns.” | |
10. | The Armed Republic of Knowwear in Youtopia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Give pea... ummm... war a chance.” |