The Most Advanced Public Education in Wysteria
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
As a region, Wysteria is ranked 1,628th in the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Classy Realm of Half-Milers | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Sioux is a girl's name.” | |
| 2. |  The Nak Nakian WA Embassy of Fortune1 | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!” | |
| 3. |  The Democratic States of Quintessence of Dust | Democratic Socialists | “We will always be a light” | |
| 4. |  The Matriarchy of Innato | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Compassion - our compass, our passion” | |
| 5. |  The Bird Is The Word of Hydroponic Nation | Civil Rights Lovefest | “All Your Cookies Are Belong To Us” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Hafamarimyht | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Ihėdavjė Danėdunči Hafamariju / Republļka Hafamarimėt” | |
| 7. |  The Itchy Red Patch of Norvikeland | New York Times Democracy | “Me winning isn't. You do.” | |
| 8. |  The Architeuthis Dux of Cthonian Wasteland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ia! Ia! - Azathoth, Azathoth RA RA RA!” | |
| 9. |  The Insane Ramblings of Troll-la-la | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Same As It Ever Was” | |
| 10. |  The Nihilist Hippy Commune of Ummagumma | Left-wing Utopia | “You are only coming through in waves.” |
