The Fattest Citizens in Valaryia
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Valaryia is ranked 15,112th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
![]() | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
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1. | ![]() | Corporate Bordello | “Pcatt Ever” | |
2. | ![]() | Capitalist Paradise | “[FOR SALE AT ARATAZES.GOV/MOTTOPRICINGS]” | |
3. | ![]() | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Die for your country, or die for Nothing” | |
4. | ![]() | Corporate Police State | “The world can join the kiss my ass club.” | |
5. | ![]() | Father Knows Best State | “La People Anda Activa Allá En Culiacán” | |
6. | Anarchy | “Freedom Above Tyranny” | ||
7. | ![]() | Corporate Bordello | “Sons of the Winter, Tamers of the Tundra.” | |
8. | New York Times Democracy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | ||
9. | ![]() | Anarchy | “Historia a victoribus scripta est” | |
10. | Capitalist Paradise | “Strength Through Compliance” |