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The Most Corrupt Governments in USSR

World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Obese Peoples Republic of The Sloppy Joe	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Another Day Another Baby That's My Motto”
2.	The United Socialist Republics of Egorka	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Egorka, Guggy, Care.”
3.	The Democratic People's Republic of Slavestate	Democratic Socialists	“BE VIGILANT”
4.	The Transitional Government of Pabaan	Iron Fist Consumerists	“لَا إِلَٰهَ إِلَّا ٱللَّٰهُ‎ مُحَمَّدٌ رَسُولُ ٱللَّٰهِ”
5.	The Soviet Socialist Republics of The Pan-Soviet Union	Father Knows Best State	“☭ Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь! ☭”
6.	The Soviet Socialist Republic of Mogola	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Поднимаемся вместе рабочие!”
7.	The Tagyŕguý-Yeźnićo of Hvalfyurden	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Ńỹśe śuý. Ńỹśe yeźnima. Ńỹśe zwýńet.”
8.	The Loving Couple of -Pride-Month-	Father Knows Best State	“Lumity”
9.	The Borderlands of Synin	Moralistic Democracy	“Just when you thought things were getting better...”
10.	The United Socialist Republics of Karelis	Psychotic Dictatorship	“There's Only One True Karelis”

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