The Fattest Citizens in United Nations UN
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federal States of Calcaterra | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Fraternitas Supra Divisione” | |
| 2. |  The Democratic Republic of Zinwor | Moralistic Democracy | “We rule the world, this is our world” | |
| 3. |  The Sovereign Kingdom of Anthacia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Unser Erfolg ist Gottes” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Wake Island | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Where The World's Day Begins” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Montarek | Democratic Socialists | “God Save the King!” | |
| 6. |  The Free Federation of States of Conmerica | Anarchy | “Free We Shall Be, Now and Always” | |
| 7. |  The Federal Republic of North Nebraska | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Equality before the Law” | |
| 8. |  The Loving Couple of -ThanksToThem- | Father Knows Best State | “Lumity” | |
| 9. |  The People's Republic of Chernova Ukraina | Democratic Socialists | “Peace and Prosperity for All!” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Jeroque | Democratic Socialists | “Vie, Liberté, Bonheur” |
