The Safest in United Kingdom
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, United Kingdom is ranked 10,756th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Velocracy of The Anaerobic Republic | Left-wing Utopia | “Forward, in all directions!” | |
| 2. |  The Time Travelling Inquisitor of Astrid Weisberg-Talleyrand | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Traveled through time for a web browser game” | |
| 3. |  The People's Republic of Armley | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Stand up oh sons of Stanningley Road” | |
| 4. |  The UK Sovereign of Lancashia | Democratic Socialists | “Amor Vincit Omnia” | |
| 5. |  The Former Monarch of Silver Steps | Corrupt Dictatorship | “password” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Luthionia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Knowledge is power, and we're pretty clever” | |
| 7. |  The Socialist Republic of Elgoriath | Democratic Socialists | “οἱ ἀνδρεοι, οἱ σοφοι, οἱ δικαιοι” | |
| 8. |  The United Kingdom of Cardiff and Glamorgan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ich Dien” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of New Motatsia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “A better Motatsia for a better world” | |
| 10. |  The Potato-Farming Peoples of Betelgeuse XII | New York Times Democracy | “Choice is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so” |
