The Fattest Citizens in United Confederation of Planets
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, United Confederation of Planets is ranked 12,220th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Galactic Kingdom of Resante Belan | Capitalist Paradise | “To the Galaxies!” | |
| 2. |  The Fractured Hives of Traikupi | Anarchy | “Recipients of the Gift” | |
| 3. |  The Central Administration of UCP-Headquarters | New York Times Democracy | “United Amongst the Stars” | |
| 4. |  The United Kingdom of Oranthia | New York Times Democracy | “Lema...” | |
| 5. |  The Colony of Inter-Planetary Golden Harp | Right-wing Utopia | “Freedom for all” | |
| 6. |  The Most Serene Republic of Ande Natikur | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 7. |  The United Kingdom of The Dominion of the Holy Asmorian Empire | Iron Fist Consumerists | “In Defense of Our Sovereign Territories” | |
| 8. |  The Armed Republic of The Faerun Dominion | Anarchy | “Strength Gives Safety” | |
| 9. |  The Dark Apprentice Empire of Darth Whiskany | Corporate Police State | “Embrace The Dark Side Within” | |
| 10. |  The Commonwealth of Rj208 | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Strength In Unity” |
