The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in United Christian Empires of the West
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Christian Dominion of Glorious Ascension | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Hic Inserere Aliquid Latine” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Imperial Fiefs of Falmards | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Gladius Dei” | |
| 3. |  The Protectorate of UCEOTW Complaints Account | New York Times Democracy | “Complaints for the United Christian Empires of the West” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Christian Empire of Dominant Oppressors | Psychotic Dictatorship | “God, Loyalty, Victory” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Phan Oppy Demotre | Compulsory Consumerist State | “You Can't Stop Progress” |
