The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Union of Allied States
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Loving Couple of -Too-Many Options | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Lumity” | |
| 2. |  The Island Kingdom of Amaabj | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Honor, Virtue, and Power” | |
| 3. |  The Free Land of American Thanelaw | New York Times Democracy | “Justice. Honor. Freedom.” | |
| 4. |  The Free Land of An Phoblacht | Left-wing Utopia | “Long Live the Republic” | |
| 5. |  The Nördliche Bundesländer of Arechias | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Lucky Moo Brains” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Arsinka | New York Times Democracy | “May art and science defend and nourish our realm.” | |
| 7. |  The Prime Estates of Capital Markets | Anarchy | “Long calls, short VIX” | |
| 8. |  The Semi-Confederated Federation of Chokoku | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Brightest Lights, Brightest Citizens” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Cknacia | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Peace and Justice! Wë yua rue Znakians!” | |
| 10. |  The Commonwealth of Collective Markets | Left-wing Utopia | “Long government bonds” |
