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The Most Patriotic in Trashland

World Census data collectors measured the fervor with which citizens believed their own nation was the greatest of all.

As a region, Trashland is ranked 2,917^th in the world for Most Patriotic.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The ThE repLubic of THE TrAsh	Psychotic Dictatorship	“wotst ohtef wosrtw”
2.	The United States of Veryfunnyname	Capitalist Paradise	“why so serious?”
3.	The High IQ and Low EQ Scores of Garbage Mensa	Iron Fist Consumerists	“The Past, Present and Future walk into a Ukrainian Bar”