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The Fattest Citizens in Trashland

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Trashland is ranked 888^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Sanctified Snakehandlers of Hasil Adkins	Authoritarian Democracy	“Woo ee ah ah! Woo ee ah ah! Woo ee ah ah! Woo ee ah ah!”
2.	The United States of Veryfunnyname	Capitalist Paradise	“why so serious?”
3.	The ThE repLubic of THE TrAsh	Psychotic Dictatorship	“wotst ohtef wosrtw”