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The Most Authoritarian in Trashland

World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.

As a region, Trashland is ranked 2,786^th in the world for Most Authoritarian.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The ThE repLubic of THE TrAsh	Psychotic Dictatorship	“wotst ohtef wosrtw”
2.	The High IQ and Low EQ Scores of Garbage Mensa	Father Knows Best State	“The Past, Present and Future walk into a Ukrainian Bar”
3.	The United States of Veryfunnyname	Capitalist Paradise	“why so serious?”