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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Trashland

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Trashland is ranked 503^rd in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The ThE repLubic of THE TrAsh	Psychotic Dictatorship	“wotst ohtef wosrtw”
2.	The United States of Veryfunnyname	Capitalist Paradise	“why so serious?”
3.	The High IQ and Low EQ Scores of Garbage Mensa	Father Knows Best State	“The Past, Present and Future walk into a Ukrainian Bar”