The Fattest Citizens in toilet arsonist appreciation society
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Porcelain Inferno of Toilet Arsonist Appreciation Society | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Up, down, in, out, public, private, we set all ablaze.” | |
| 2. |  The People's Republic of Squathead Ted | Left-Leaning College State | “This looks like a nice place to poop.” | |
| 3. |  The Fiefdom of Female Supremacy | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 4. |  The Toilet Full of Urine And Explosive Diarrhea | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I'm Going To Need A Few Minutes” |
