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The Most Rebellious Youth in The Zombie Factory

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Undead Empire of Falapatorius	Anarchy	“Blue is best.”
2.	The Tortilla Realm of Xeutia	Anarchy	“Get your own Doritos!”
3.	The Moldy Moustache of Zombie Ned Flanders	Anarchy	“He was a zombie?”
4.	The Deadly Snipers of Realm of Damocles	Anarchy	“If it moves.. shoot it.”
5.	The Darkened Crypt of The Holy Red Eyed Zombie	Anarchy	“I can feel myself rot..”
6.	The Zombie Enclave of Blight-Bane	Anarchy	“Death is the beginning of the hunger”
7.	The Blood Forged Edge of The Blade of Damocles	Anarchy	“Brains.. a tasty treat!”
8.	The Disgusting Purulence of Pus for Brains	Capitalizt	“Simple minds, simple pleasures”
9.	The Black Heart of Daemon Wrath	Anarchy	“Wrath is upon us”
10.	The Grey Shadow of Beard of Balin	Capitalizt	“It's lonely under the mountain”