by Max Barry

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The Smartest Citizens in The Zombie Factory

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Undead Empire of FalapatoriusAnarchy“Blue is best.”
2.The Tortilla Realm of XeutiaAnarchy“Get your own Doritos!”
3.The Deadly Snipers of Realm of DamoclesAnarchy“If it moves.. shoot it.”
4.The Moldy Moustache of Zombie Ned FlandersAnarchy“He was a zombie?”
5.The Darkened Crypt of The Holy Red Eyed ZombieAnarchy“I can feel myself rot..”
6.The Zombie Enclave of Blight-BaneAnarchy“Death is the beginning of the hunger”
7.The Blood Forged Edge of The Blade of DamoclesAnarchy“Brains.. a tasty treat!”
8.The Black Heart of Daemon WrathAnarchy“Wrath is upon us”
9.The Disgusting Purulence of Pus for BrainsCapitalizt“Simple minds, simple pleasures”
10.The Grey Shadow of Beard of BalinCapitalizt“It's lonely under the mountain”