The Smartest Citizens in The Zombie Factory
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Undead Empire of Falapatorius | Anarchy | “Blue is best.” | |
2. | The Tortilla Realm of Xeutia | Anarchy | “Get your own Doritos!” | |
3. | The Deadly Snipers of Realm of Damocles | Anarchy | “If it moves.. shoot it.” | |
4. | The Moldy Moustache of Zombie Ned Flanders | Anarchy | “He was a zombie?” | |
5. | The Darkened Crypt of The Holy Red Eyed Zombie | Anarchy | “I can feel myself rot..” | |
6. | The Zombie Enclave of Blight-Bane | Anarchy | “Death is the beginning of the hunger” | |
7. | The Blood Forged Edge of The Blade of Damocles | Anarchy | “Brains.. a tasty treat!” | |
8. | The Black Heart of Daemon Wrath | Anarchy | “Wrath is upon us” | |
9. | The Disgusting Purulence of Pus for Brains | Capitalizt | “Simple minds, simple pleasures” | |
10. | The Grey Shadow of Beard of Balin | Capitalizt | “It's lonely under the mountain” |