The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in the West Pacific
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, the West Pacific is ranked 6,275th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Combined Corporations of Win Mints | Anarchy | “Noli me tangere” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Empire of Haedlia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “For the blessed nation!” | |
| 3. |  The Rogue Nation of Cavaotina | Anarchy | “Don't give us that look.” | |
| 4. |  The Lavender Gardens of Giovanniland | Corporate Bordello | “Viva Giovanniterra!” | |
| 5. |  The Police State of Steveoville | Corporate Police State | “All Hail Steve!” | |
| 6. |  The Imperium of Of mannn | Corporate Police State | “Suffer not the alien to live.” | |
| 7. |  The Free People of True Ana | Anarchy | “Rid yourself of government oppression.” | |
| 8. |  The Federation of Hypermeridionalis | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Ynys yr Affalon” | |
| 9. |  The Pirate Nation of The Brethren C0urt | Anarchy | “And really bad eggs. Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho.” | |
| 10. |  The Grumpy Old Sage of Mediobogdum | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Let Them Eat Pizza!” |
