by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in The TWR and NE Puppet Depot

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The TWR and NE Puppet Depot is ranked 7,864th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Theocracy of Ad-Dawhah l-IslamiyyahCorporate Police State“Only for RP purposes”
2.The Forgotten Culture of Old ElamCapitalist Paradise“Elam will have risen!”
3.The Republic of CherkesskCapitalist Paradise“The rainbow is the colour of democracy”
4.The Sultanate of As-SamaCompulsory Consumerist State“The Abode of Peace, the Sky”
5.The Borderlands of VivilCapitalist Paradise“Two sides who cannot agree on anything.”
6.The Federation of KumenistanCompulsory Consumerist State“That's right: blonde Turkish barbarians!”
7.The Grand Duchy of CowanyIron Fist Consumerists“Simple, pastoral life - fully armed.”
8.The Republic of HydramautCompulsory Consumerist State“Yemen is Pelasgian now.”
9.The Principality of LlwNOTWysCapitalist Paradise“Big Editor is Hearing You”
10.The Emirate of Al-Arabiyah Al-SunniCorporate Police State“Allahu Akbar”
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