by Max Barry

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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in the South Pacific

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 5,832nd in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Wastelands of NothreenCorporate Bordello“My way or the highway”
2.The Seafood Paradise of KohrArCorporate Police State“With oysters we thrive!”
3.The Kingdom of DarkmenCorporate Police State“gold or lead”
4.The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners 2Compulsory Consumerist State“Stop Reading My Motto!”
5.The Armed Republic of SprinklerCorporate Police State“To rule and opress”
6.The Unwavering Love of Land With Lots of ShrimpAnarchy“Can I trade in the children for more cash?”
7.The Red Panda Clan of SyvaniAnarchy“Force of Togetherness”
8.The Imperial Free City of AschenburgCapitalizt“Sit Nomine Digna”
9.The Serene Democracy of Bear Connors ParadisoInoffensive Centrist Democracy“What is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more.”
10.The Republic of OlongonAnarchy“You Can't Stop Progress”
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