The Most Scientifically Advanced in The Slave Guilds
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Disputed Territories of Schala | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Bound to serve our masters.” | |
| 2. |  The Plantation of Naughty Slave Girls | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “If all else fails, give her the whip” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of San Marino Red | Capitalist Paradise | “2017” | |
| 4. |  The Rogue Nation of Slave Girl Island | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I *OWN*you” | |
| 5. |  The Queendom of The Doctor and Lolita | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Do as I say and you *won't* get hurt” | |
| 6. |  The Colony of Kilgrave and Jessie | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Nothing but Trouble” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of West Axeton | Father Knows Best State | “Violence Solves Everything” |
