The Fattest Citizens in The Slave Guilds
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Slave Guilds is ranked 331st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Plantation of Naughty Slave Girls | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “If all else fails, give her the whip” | |
2. | The Republic of San Marino Red | Capitalist Paradise | “2017” | |
3. | The Republic of West Axeton | Father Knows Best State | “Violence Solves Everything” | |
4. | The Queendom of The Doctor and Lolita | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Do as I say and you *won't* get hurt” | |
5. | The Disputed Territories of Schala | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Bound to serve our masters.” |